"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So "bad female advice" is a timeless oxymoron, no doubt.

Rather than lay out the entire situation leading to the example I'm about to relay, I'll let the words speak for themselves. In, or out of context, it is only crap like this which a woman or extremely AFC guy would spout.

"Of course she's going to be nice to you. See is such a sweet girl. She doesn't have a mean bone in her body!"

Lamer advice has been given, I'm sure, but this one still resounds in my mind.

Self-analysis:

1) Maybe it's true. Do you turn tail and walk away so easily?
2) Maybe it's crap. If you walk away so easily you don't deserve that tail. :D
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Francisco d'Anconia

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insidious said:
..."Of course she's going to be nice to you. See is such a sweet girl. She doesn't have a mean bone in her body!"
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That guy has been playing way too much World of Warcraft.
 
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Problem is: affection nice and attraction nice is bunched up into the same term, NICE. The way to get NICE is to suck up, become a wuss, or trade something else for it.
 
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Chick's don't know what they want trust me. See WE think we know what we want. But if we do then why do chicks play "hard to get"? Its basically the same **** we are doing exept ours is far better but we lack the greatest tool of them all... the vagina.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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ha, johnson, you picked up on that too - :)

my brain did a back-flip trying to work that out for a second :rolleyes:
 
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