"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Wonder how many guys actually message her

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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thatfeel

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I get tired of people classifying themselves as sh!t like asexual, sapiosexual, etc. etc.
 

The Duke

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I saw one on tinder today that blew me away. Her profile said she was going to be in the city for a week and was looking for someone to show her around. She said she was 100% not looking for a hook up/any sort of sechs/ nor anything intimate. AND she will even pay her way!

Wow, so you want a free tour guide/entertainer. You are offering absolutely nothing, and don't even care about compensating the idiot who signs up for this.

I have no doubt some chump will be ready and willing.
 

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Can't even believe delusional girls like this even exist. Read about people like this and see videos but it's still so weird to see.
anyone who knows what those words mean wouldn't message her

asexual = you're not getting laid

genderfluid = either a girl who calls herself a boy sometimes or a boy who calls himself a girl sometimes...
 

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In all honesty, I appreciate bluntness. It's like a rejection before you even messaged her, be thankful for that ;)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Can't even believe delusional girls like this even exist. Read about people like this and see videos but it's still so weird to see.
Screams liberal nutcase...

Everything she said down to the animal shelter and her name literally being named after Cats.
 

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fvcking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
 

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The problems is not her but those afcs rewarding her no matter what with attention and cares.

Now you understand why woman bash "slvts"? its because they basically complicate life to all of them by setting the bar low in terms price.

The same way those afcs giving them attention and cares allow them to have such high demands and such low will to reciprocate.

If the majority of men were like me certain type of girls wouldnt even be acknowledged as sexual beings, just like the average man right now from women.
 

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In all honesty, I appreciate bluntness. It's like a rejection before you even messaged her, be thankful for that ;)
Good point. You don't have to next her. She warns you upfront not to waste your time.
 

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I think that this is even a challenge Barney from how i met your mother would pass on.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fvcking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Would you settle for being a seagull? You can still drop hot sticky loads and we will still call you Apache. The ball's in your court...lol
 

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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fvcking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
haahhaa i know im late but i just saw this thread. this is funny stuff.
 

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Women have a certain way of annoying me. They are so easily persuaded and very impressionable. Sapiosexual, foodie. STFU already and just be you, you basic b**tch
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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haahhaa i know im late but i just saw this thread. this is funny stuff.
To be honest I'm not the author of this hilarious parody. It's sort of a meme, Google the text and you'll find a ton of references.

Still is funny as hell though.
 
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