Wonder how many guys actually message her

[dk1990S111]

Can't even believe delusional girls like this even exist. Read about people like this and see videos but it's still so weird to see.

 

[thatfeel]

I get tired of people classifying themselves as sh!t like asexual, sapiosexual, etc. etc.

 

[The Duke]

I saw one on tinder today that blew me away. Her profile said she was going to be in the city for a week and was looking for someone to show her around. She said she was 100% not looking for a hook up/any sort of sechs/ nor anything intimate. AND she will even pay her way!

Wow, so you want a free tour guide/entertainer. You are offering absolutely nothing, and don't even care about compensating the idiot who signs up for this.

I have no doubt some chump will be ready and willing.

 

[devilkingx2]

Can't even believe delusional girls like this even exist. Read about people like this and see videos but it's still so weird to see.

anyone who knows what those words mean wouldn't message her

asexual = you're not getting laid

genderfluid = either a girl who calls herself a boy sometimes or a boy who calls himself a girl sometimes...

 

[Huffman]

In all honesty, I appreciate bluntness. It's like a rejection before you even messaged her, be thankful for that

 

[Skyline]

Can't even believe delusional girls like this even exist. Read about people like this and see videos but it's still so weird to see.

Screams liberal nutcase...

Everything she said down to the animal shelter and her name literally being named after Cats.

 

[Serenity]

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fvcking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

 

[Who Dares Win]

The problems is not her but those afcs rewarding her no matter what with attention and cares.

Now you understand why woman bash "slvts"? its because they basically complicate life to all of them by setting the bar low in terms price.

The same way those afcs giving them attention and cares allow them to have such high demands and such low will to reciprocate.

If the majority of men were like me certain type of girls wouldnt even be acknowledged as sexual beings, just like the average man right now from women.

 

[dude99]

In all honesty, I appreciate bluntness. It's like a rejection before you even messaged her, be thankful for that

Good point. You don't have to next her. She warns you upfront not to waste your time.

 

[dude99]

I think that this is even a challenge Barney from how i met your mother would pass on.

 

[PantyWhisperer]

I thought gender fluid was a vaginal discharge?

 

[PantyWhisperer]

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fvcking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Would you settle for being a seagull? You can still drop hot sticky loads and we will still call you Apache. The ball's in your court...lol

 

[Serenity]

Would you settle for being a seagull? You can still drop hot sticky loads and we will still call you Apache. The ball's in your court...lol

But, but... I want the guns, especially the Hellfire missiles. Besides, I'm helisexual.

 

[Pandora]

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fvcking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

haahhaa i know im late but i just saw this thread. this is funny stuff.

 

[PeasantPlayer]

Women have a certain way of annoying me. They are so easily persuaded and very impressionable. Sapiosexual, foodie. STFU already and just be you, you basic b**tch

 

[Serenity]

haahhaa i know im late but i just saw this thread. this is funny stuff.

To be honest I'm not the author of this hilarious parody. It's sort of a meme, Google the text and you'll find a ton of references.

Still is funny as hell though.