dk1990S111
Master Don Juan
Can't even believe delusional girls like this even exist. Read about people like this and see videos but it's still so weird to see.
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Wonder how many guys actually message her
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
The Duke
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I saw one on tinder today that blew me away. Her profile said she was going to be in the city for a week and was looking for someone to show her around. She said she was 100% not looking for a hook up/any sort of sechs/ nor anything intimate. AND she will even pay her way!
Wow, so you want a free tour guide/entertainer. You are offering absolutely nothing, and don't even care about compensating the idiot who signs up for this.
I have no doubt some chump will be ready and willing.
Wow, so you want a free tour guide/entertainer. You are offering absolutely nothing, and don't even care about compensating the idiot who signs up for this.
I have no doubt some chump will be ready and willing.
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
anyone who knows what those words mean wouldn't message her
asexual = you're not getting laid
genderfluid = either a girl who calls herself a boy sometimes or a boy who calls himself a girl sometimes...
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Skyline
Master Don Juan
Screams liberal nutcase...
Everything she said down to the animal shelter and her name literally being named after Cats.
Serenity
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fvcking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Who Dares Win
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The problems is not her but those afcs rewarding her no matter what with attention and cares.
Now you understand why woman bash "slvts"? its because they basically complicate life to all of them by setting the bar low in terms price.
The same way those afcs giving them attention and cares allow them to have such high demands and such low will to reciprocate.
If the majority of men were like me certain type of girls wouldnt even be acknowledged as sexual beings, just like the average man right now from women.
Now you understand why woman bash "slvts"? its because they basically complicate life to all of them by setting the bar low in terms price.
The same way those afcs giving them attention and cares allow them to have such high demands and such low will to reciprocate.
If the majority of men were like me certain type of girls wouldnt even be acknowledged as sexual beings, just like the average man right now from women.
Good point. You don't have to next her. She warns you upfront not to waste your time.In all honesty, I appreciate bluntness. It's like a rejection before you even messaged her, be thankful for that
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
PantyWhisperer
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I thought gender fluid was a vaginal discharge?
PantyWhisperer
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Would you settle for being a seagull? You can still drop hot sticky loads and we will still call you Apache. The ball's in your court...lol
Serenity
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But, but... I want the guns, especially the Hellfire missiles. Besides, I'm helisexual.
haahhaa i know im late but i just saw this thread. this is funny stuff.
PeasantPlayer
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Women have a certain way of annoying me. They are so easily persuaded and very impressionable. Sapiosexual, foodie. STFU already and just be you, you basic b**tch
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Serenity
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To be honest I'm not the author of this hilarious parody. It's sort of a meme, Google the text and you'll find a ton of references.
Still is funny as hell though.