dk1990S111
Master Don Juan
Can't even believe delusional girls like this even exist. Read about people like this and see videos but it's still so weird to see.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Wonder how many guys actually message her
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
The Duke
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I saw one on tinder today that blew me away. Her profile said she was going to be in the city for a week and was looking for someone to show her around. She said she was 100% not looking for a hook up/any sort of sechs/ nor anything intimate. AND she will even pay her way!
Wow, so you want a free tour guide/entertainer. You are offering absolutely nothing, and don't even care about compensating the idiot who signs up for this.
I have no doubt some chump will be ready and willing.
Wow, so you want a free tour guide/entertainer. You are offering absolutely nothing, and don't even care about compensating the idiot who signs up for this.
I have no doubt some chump will be ready and willing.
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
anyone who knows what those words mean wouldn't message her
asexual = you're not getting laid
genderfluid = either a girl who calls herself a boy sometimes or a boy who calls himself a girl sometimes...
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Skyline
Master Don Juan
Screams liberal nutcase...
Everything she said down to the animal shelter and her name literally being named after Cats.
Serenity
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fvcking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Who Dares Win
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The problems is not her but those afcs rewarding her no matter what with attention and cares.
Now you understand why woman bash "slvts"? its because they basically complicate life to all of them by setting the bar low in terms price.
The same way those afcs giving them attention and cares allow them to have such high demands and such low will to reciprocate.
If the majority of men were like me certain type of girls wouldnt even be acknowledged as sexual beings, just like the average man right now from women.
Now you understand why woman bash "slvts"? its because they basically complicate life to all of them by setting the bar low in terms price.
The same way those afcs giving them attention and cares allow them to have such high demands and such low will to reciprocate.
If the majority of men were like me certain type of girls wouldnt even be acknowledged as sexual beings, just like the average man right now from women.
Good point. You don't have to next her. She warns you upfront not to waste your time.In all honesty, I appreciate bluntness. It's like a rejection before you even messaged her, be thankful for that
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
PantyWhisperer
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I thought gender fluid was a vaginal discharge?
PantyWhisperer
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Would you settle for being a seagull? You can still drop hot sticky loads and we will still call you Apache. The ball's in your court...lol
Serenity
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But, but... I want the guns, especially the Hellfire missiles. Besides, I'm helisexual.
haahhaa i know im late but i just saw this thread. this is funny stuff.
PeasantPlayer
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Women have a certain way of annoying me. They are so easily persuaded and very impressionable. Sapiosexual, foodie. STFU already and just be you, you basic b**tch
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Serenity
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To be honest I'm not the author of this hilarious parody. It's sort of a meme, Google the text and you'll find a ton of references.
Still is funny as hell though.