dk1990S111
Master Don Juan
Can't even believe delusional girls like this even exist. Read about people like this and see videos but it's still so weird to see.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Wonder how many guys actually message her
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
The Duke
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I saw one on tinder today that blew me away. Her profile said she was going to be in the city for a week and was looking for someone to show her around. She said she was 100% not looking for a hook up/any sort of sechs/ nor anything intimate. AND she will even pay her way!
Wow, so you want a free tour guide/entertainer. You are offering absolutely nothing, and don't even care about compensating the idiot who signs up for this.
I have no doubt some chump will be ready and willing.
Wow, so you want a free tour guide/entertainer. You are offering absolutely nothing, and don't even care about compensating the idiot who signs up for this.
I have no doubt some chump will be ready and willing.
devilkingx2
Master Don Juan
anyone who knows what those words mean wouldn't message her
asexual = you're not getting laid
genderfluid = either a girl who calls herself a boy sometimes or a boy who calls himself a girl sometimes...
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Skyline
Master Don Juan
Screams liberal nutcase...
Everything she said down to the animal shelter and her name literally being named after Cats.
Serenity
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I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fvcking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
Who Dares Win
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The problems is not her but those afcs rewarding her no matter what with attention and cares.
Now you understand why woman bash "slvts"? its because they basically complicate life to all of them by setting the bar low in terms price.
The same way those afcs giving them attention and cares allow them to have such high demands and such low will to reciprocate.
If the majority of men were like me certain type of girls wouldnt even be acknowledged as sexual beings, just like the average man right now from women.
Now you understand why woman bash "slvts"? its because they basically complicate life to all of them by setting the bar low in terms price.
The same way those afcs giving them attention and cares allow them to have such high demands and such low will to reciprocate.
If the majority of men were like me certain type of girls wouldnt even be acknowledged as sexual beings, just like the average man right now from women.
Good point. You don't have to next her. She warns you upfront not to waste your time.In all honesty, I appreciate bluntness. It's like a rejection before you even messaged her, be thankful for that
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
PantyWhisperer
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I thought gender fluid was a vaginal discharge?
PantyWhisperer
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Would you settle for being a seagull? You can still drop hot sticky loads and we will still call you Apache. The ball's in your court...lol
Serenity
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But, but... I want the guns, especially the Hellfire missiles. Besides, I'm helisexual.
haahhaa i know im late but i just saw this thread. this is funny stuff.
PeasantPlayer
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Women have a certain way of annoying me. They are so easily persuaded and very impressionable. Sapiosexual, foodie. STFU already and just be you, you basic b**tch
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Serenity
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To be honest I'm not the author of this hilarious parody. It's sort of a meme, Google the text and you'll find a ton of references.
Still is funny as hell though.