"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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ViciousDADogg

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Man I don't know. The only thing I wanna say is that I rather live with 10 virgin males than 1 woman. :kick:

They suck!!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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WaterTiger

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ViciousDADogg said:
Man I don't know. The only thing I wanna say is that I rather live with 10 virgin males than 1 woman. :kick:

They suck!!!
We suck? :confused: Isn't that what you guys like? OR...are you saying you PREFER the young virgin boys over women?







I'm going to be in BIG trouble for this one...:trouble:
 

ValleyDJing

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I have created a monster with my women rants the past couple of nights haven't I?
 

ViciousDADogg

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It's just that women make a crappy friend or buddy.. I only like their shape, how they smell, etc.. As a buddy they're no good. Only fvcking them works for me, but they suck at the rest of life.

I don't even know how they can live with them selves like that.
 

Vulpine

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ViciousDADogg said:
It's just that women make a crappy friend or buddy..
Then look at it another way: they make great pets.

I have a cat and a woman at my apartment. When the woman misbehaves, I pay attention to the cat instead. After I while, I've found my cat whines more than my woman does.

And when you think about it long and hard... (I've had this conversation with a couple women) ...my cat has been in my life for 8 years: longer than any girlfriend has. He gets ultimate preference/priority because he'll still be around when she gets the boot.

It seriously infuriates women when they realize that they rank lower than my cat.

:whistle:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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navyseal2101

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Hahaaa I want a cat, I had 3 but they died, so now I have none.
 

Luthor Rex

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navyseal2101 said:
Hahaaa I want a cat, I had 3 but they died, so now I have none.
Stop cooking them and they won't die!
 

Rollo Tomassi

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Butthead: All theez grilz suck,..

Beavis: Yeah, heheh,..yeh

Butthead: We need a girl who doesn't suck,..no wait, that's not what I meant,..
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Nighthawk

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I love women and enjoy their company and friendship. You just have to pick the good ones.
 

Victory Unlimited

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Well, I've found that NOTHING makes me appreciate "women" more than having met MORE than my fair share of "biitches", as of late.
 
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