ViciousDADogg
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Man I don't know. The only thing I wanna say is that I rather live with 10 virgin males than 1 woman. :kick:
They suck!!!
They suck!!!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
WaterTiger
Master Don Juan
We suck?ViciousDADogg said:
Isn't that what you guys like? OR...are you saying you PREFER the young virgin boys over women?I'm going to be in BIG trouble for this one...:trouble:
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
I have created a monster with my women rants the past couple of nights haven't I?
ViciousDADogg
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It's just that women make a crappy friend or buddy.. I only like their shape, how they smell, etc.. As a buddy they're no good. Only fvcking them works for me, but they suck at the rest of life.
I don't even know how they can live with them selves like that.
I don't even know how they can live with them selves like that.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Then look at it another way: they make great pets.ViciousDADogg said:
I have a cat and a woman at my apartment. When the woman misbehaves, I pay attention to the cat instead. After I while, I've found my cat whines more than my woman does.
And when you think about it long and hard... (I've had this conversation with a couple women) ...my cat has been in my life for 8 years: longer than any girlfriend has. He gets ultimate preference/priority because he'll still be around when she gets the boot.
It seriously infuriates women when they realize that they rank lower than my cat.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
navyseal2101
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Hahaaa I want a cat, I had 3 but they died, so now I have none.
Luthor Rex
Master Don Juan
Stop cooking them and they won't die!navyseal2101 said:
foxhound87
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Hahah,
For some reason cat's remind me of women....
For some reason cat's remind me of women....
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
Butthead: All theez grilz suck,..
Beavis: Yeah, heheh,..yeh
Butthead: We need a girl who doesn't suck,..no wait, that's not what I meant,..
Beavis: Yeah, heheh,..yeh
Butthead: We need a girl who doesn't suck,..no wait, that's not what I meant,..
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
BlackJackal
Master Don Juan
They are very similar in behavior.foxhound87 said:
Victory Unlimited
Master Don Juan
Well, I've found that NOTHING makes me appreciate "women" more than having met MORE than my fair share of "biitches", as of late.