ViciousDADogg
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Man I don't know. The only thing I wanna say is that I rather live with 10 virgin males than 1 woman. :kick:
They suck!!!
They suck!!!
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
WaterTiger
Master Don Juan
We suck?ViciousDADogg said:
Isn't that what you guys like? OR...are you saying you PREFER the young virgin boys over women?I'm going to be in BIG trouble for this one...:trouble:
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
I have created a monster with my women rants the past couple of nights haven't I?
ViciousDADogg
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It's just that women make a crappy friend or buddy.. I only like their shape, how they smell, etc.. As a buddy they're no good. Only fvcking them works for me, but they suck at the rest of life.
I don't even know how they can live with them selves like that.
I don't even know how they can live with them selves like that.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Then look at it another way: they make great pets.ViciousDADogg said:
I have a cat and a woman at my apartment. When the woman misbehaves, I pay attention to the cat instead. After I while, I've found my cat whines more than my woman does.
And when you think about it long and hard... (I've had this conversation with a couple women) ...my cat has been in my life for 8 years: longer than any girlfriend has. He gets ultimate preference/priority because he'll still be around when she gets the boot.
It seriously infuriates women when they realize that they rank lower than my cat.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
navyseal2101
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Hahaaa I want a cat, I had 3 but they died, so now I have none.
Luthor Rex
Master Don Juan
Stop cooking them and they won't die!navyseal2101 said:
foxhound87
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Hahah,
For some reason cat's remind me of women....
For some reason cat's remind me of women....
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
Butthead: All theez grilz suck,..
Beavis: Yeah, heheh,..yeh
Butthead: We need a girl who doesn't suck,..no wait, that's not what I meant,..
Beavis: Yeah, heheh,..yeh
Butthead: We need a girl who doesn't suck,..no wait, that's not what I meant,..
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
BlackJackal
Master Don Juan
They are very similar in behavior.foxhound87 said:
Victory Unlimited
Master Don Juan
Well, I've found that NOTHING makes me appreciate "women" more than having met MORE than my fair share of "biitches", as of late.