ViciousDADogg
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Man I don't know. The only thing I wanna say is that I rather live with 10 virgin males than 1 woman. :kick:
They suck!!!
They suck!!!
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
WaterTiger
Master Don Juan
We suck?ViciousDADogg said:
Isn't that what you guys like? OR...are you saying you PREFER the young virgin boys over women?I'm going to be in BIG trouble for this one...:trouble:
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
I have created a monster with my women rants the past couple of nights haven't I?
ViciousDADogg
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It's just that women make a crappy friend or buddy.. I only like their shape, how they smell, etc.. As a buddy they're no good. Only fvcking them works for me, but they suck at the rest of life.
I don't even know how they can live with them selves like that.
I don't even know how they can live with them selves like that.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
Then look at it another way: they make great pets.ViciousDADogg said:
I have a cat and a woman at my apartment. When the woman misbehaves, I pay attention to the cat instead. After I while, I've found my cat whines more than my woman does.
And when you think about it long and hard... (I've had this conversation with a couple women) ...my cat has been in my life for 8 years: longer than any girlfriend has. He gets ultimate preference/priority because he'll still be around when she gets the boot.
It seriously infuriates women when they realize that they rank lower than my cat.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
navyseal2101
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Hahaaa I want a cat, I had 3 but they died, so now I have none.
Luthor Rex
Master Don Juan
Stop cooking them and they won't die!navyseal2101 said:
foxhound87
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Hahah,
For some reason cat's remind me of women....
For some reason cat's remind me of women....
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
Butthead: All theez grilz suck,..
Beavis: Yeah, heheh,..yeh
Butthead: We need a girl who doesn't suck,..no wait, that's not what I meant,..
Beavis: Yeah, heheh,..yeh
Butthead: We need a girl who doesn't suck,..no wait, that's not what I meant,..
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
BlackJackal
Master Don Juan
They are very similar in behavior.foxhound87 said:
Victory Unlimited
Master Don Juan
Well, I've found that NOTHING makes me appreciate "women" more than having met MORE than my fair share of "biitches", as of late.