mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
And you better believe women will get to doing this.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Women with Baggage = A Good Thing
- Thread starter jaymbrs
- Start date
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Are you claiming she will strap him while he’s unconscious? Lmao
Yes I believe it happens to you.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Yea. You know they gonna be doing that. Shell pound him anally while she has her batman outfit on.
You must be living in perpetual fear to come out with this post.
The only way to counter this is by looking beautiful, like an expensive porcelain jug, collectors has been known to encase it in glass for fear of breakage.
Fragile stuff are fvcking sensitive to the environment and not hardy to withstand anything much other then gentle hands.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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Well, every woman has a vagina, so receiving her thrash just for sex... I prefer to spend my time in more productive/positive things and people.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
ewww