mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
And you better believe women will get to doing this.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Women with Baggage = A Good Thing
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Are you claiming she will strap him while he’s unconscious? Lmao
Yes I believe it happens to you.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Yea. You know they gonna be doing that. Shell pound him anally while she has her batman outfit on.
You must be living in perpetual fear to come out with this post.
The only way to counter this is by looking beautiful, like an expensive porcelain jug, collectors has been known to encase it in glass for fear of breakage.
Fragile stuff are fvcking sensitive to the environment and not hardy to withstand anything much other then gentle hands.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Well, every woman has a vagina, so receiving her thrash just for sex... I prefer to spend my time in more productive/positive things and people.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
ewww