mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
And you better believe women will get to doing this.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Women with Baggage = A Good Thing
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Are you claiming she will strap him while he’s unconscious? Lmao
Yes I believe it happens to you.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Yea. You know they gonna be doing that. Shell pound him anally while she has her batman outfit on.
You must be living in perpetual fear to come out with this post.
The only way to counter this is by looking beautiful, like an expensive porcelain jug, collectors has been known to encase it in glass for fear of breakage.
Fragile stuff are fvcking sensitive to the environment and not hardy to withstand anything much other then gentle hands.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Well, every woman has a vagina, so receiving her thrash just for sex... I prefer to spend my time in more productive/positive things and people.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
ewww