"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Women are like animals

Run after them and they'll run away faster
Show them your food and they'll come to you
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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romangod said:
Women are like.............................. Men.



Too bad. It never used to be that way.



Cheers!
Sad but true.
 

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DonGorgon said:
Women only have power cause there are less of them in the dating game... so they are like anything that is in limited supply - extra valuable.
Wrong. In the US it is 3 to 1 .

Women are the most amazing creatures to walk the earth. They light up the darkest of days, they create life, they are the sensitive, they put a smile on aface. They will fight to be with the person they want.

To sum them up: They are perfect in every way.

All the negative responses are all the YOUR faults not the women. Women want to find and spoil men, but you guys that have a bitter and ugly perception of women will never find the woman of your dreams. Remember your sisters and mothers are women, And all I can say about my mom is that she is perfect.
 

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romangod said:
Women are like.............................. Men.



Too bad. It never used to be that way.



Cheers!
Good observation, romangod, but I'm at least happy that the # of women doing my job at my current location or region is 1 in 70. Women get upset with the small stuff quicker and more numerous which is why they usually can't handle my job for very long. It takes vision and confidence to see it through to completion.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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trd323 said:
All the negative responses are all the YOUR faults not the women. Women want to find and spoil men, but you guys that have a bitter and ugly perception of women will never find the woman of your dreams. Remember your sisters and mothers are women, And all I can say about my mom is that she is perfect.
Mine's a ****
 

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DJDamage said:
Women are like hurricanes, when they first come in they are wet and wild but when they decide to leave they can take your house and car with them.
XDDDDD
 

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Here is more of that quote:

“Women are like apples on trees, the best ones are on the top of the tree.

The men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and don't want to get hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't so good but easy.

So, the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality they are amazing.

They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top because they value quality.”
 

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Women are like babies they are allways whinging about summt.

I wish that girls were more like Pot Noodle – freeze dried and quick.
Farewell to guilt trips, nagging and random tantrums.
If she lived in a cupboard, things wouldn’t be so tough

Lol dunno if you get these in america just reminded me of the advert.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zX4GEpMYdA4
 
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