"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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woman sat on toilet for two years straight...

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Skel

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lol yeah and she got stuck to the seat
 

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...and there I thought my girlfriend was bad about that.:p

Atleast it turned out that they had a second bathroom, I was actually starting to feel sorry for the guy!

drak_ool said:
did anybody hear about this story? supposedly a texas woman sat on a toilet seat for 2 years before her boyfriend called the cops to get her out of there. Can you believe this?

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/5613590.html

Uhmmm... you might wanna' learn how to read a map there, friend. There is no such place as Ness City, Kansas in Texas. :rolleyes:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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This is why your mom always tells you to eat your vegetables. No fibre = constipation!

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Article said:
McFarren, who works at an antique store, said he has been taking care of Babcock for the 16 years they have lived together. He insisted that he tried to coax her out of the bathroom every day.
Can you imagine any woman doing this for her boyfriend?
 

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lol @ the line in the article about them both having a "diminished mental capacity".
 

g g g unit

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why didnt he just pee on her????

but seriously joe the homophobe how would stuff like this happen in a third world country and not the us??
 

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Joe The Homophobe said:
I never thought this sort of thing could happen in america, in a third world country in central america yes, but wow..


This says what? When YOU and your buddies are against illegal aliens, that means that YOu and your buddies are against men and women who would not sit on a toilet for 2 years in a trailer home.

That's not good. Since you and your buddies are against quality people trying to make it.

Thus, for any incident of illegal immigration all YOu and your buddies can say is god bless you. Since those people are doing the best they can and they are just like you, unless you are like couple in this thread.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Must've been too much calcium...drink coffee and hope for a B.M. to save your life.
 
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