"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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woman sat on toilet for two years straight...

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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lol yeah and she got stuck to the seat
 

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...and there I thought my girlfriend was bad about that.:p

Atleast it turned out that they had a second bathroom, I was actually starting to feel sorry for the guy!

drak_ool said:
did anybody hear about this story? supposedly a texas woman sat on a toilet seat for 2 years before her boyfriend called the cops to get her out of there. Can you believe this?

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/5613590.html

Uhmmm... you might wanna' learn how to read a map there, friend. There is no such place as Ness City, Kansas in Texas. :rolleyes:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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This is why your mom always tells you to eat your vegetables. No fibre = constipation!

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McFarren, who works at an antique store, said he has been taking care of Babcock for the 16 years they have lived together. He insisted that he tried to coax her out of the bathroom every day.
Can you imagine any woman doing this for her boyfriend?
 

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lol @ the line in the article about them both having a "diminished mental capacity".
 

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why didnt he just pee on her????

but seriously joe the homophobe how would stuff like this happen in a third world country and not the us??
 

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Joe The Homophobe said:
I never thought this sort of thing could happen in america, in a third world country in central america yes, but wow..


This says what? When YOU and your buddies are against illegal aliens, that means that YOu and your buddies are against men and women who would not sit on a toilet for 2 years in a trailer home.

That's not good. Since you and your buddies are against quality people trying to make it.

Thus, for any incident of illegal immigration all YOu and your buddies can say is god bless you. Since those people are doing the best they can and they are just like you, unless you are like couple in this thread.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Must've been too much calcium...drink coffee and hope for a B.M. to save your life.
 
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