“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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woman sat on toilet for two years straight...

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Skel

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lol yeah and she got stuck to the seat
 

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...and there I thought my girlfriend was bad about that.:p

Atleast it turned out that they had a second bathroom, I was actually starting to feel sorry for the guy!

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did anybody hear about this story? supposedly a texas woman sat on a toilet seat for 2 years before her boyfriend called the cops to get her out of there. Can you believe this?

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/5613590.html

Uhmmm... you might wanna' learn how to read a map there, friend. There is no such place as Ness City, Kansas in Texas. :rolleyes:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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This is why your mom always tells you to eat your vegetables. No fibre = constipation!

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McFarren, who works at an antique store, said he has been taking care of Babcock for the 16 years they have lived together. He insisted that he tried to coax her out of the bathroom every day.
Can you imagine any woman doing this for her boyfriend?
 

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lol @ the line in the article about them both having a "diminished mental capacity".
 

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why didnt he just pee on her????

but seriously joe the homophobe how would stuff like this happen in a third world country and not the us??
 

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Joe The Homophobe said:
I never thought this sort of thing could happen in america, in a third world country in central america yes, but wow..


This says what? When YOU and your buddies are against illegal aliens, that means that YOu and your buddies are against men and women who would not sit on a toilet for 2 years in a trailer home.

That's not good. Since you and your buddies are against quality people trying to make it.

Thus, for any incident of illegal immigration all YOu and your buddies can say is god bless you. Since those people are doing the best they can and they are just like you, unless you are like couple in this thread.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Must've been too much calcium...drink coffee and hope for a B.M. to save your life.
 
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