"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Woman Has Sex With Her Dog

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PUNTA GORDA, Fla. (WKRC) - A Florida woman has been charged with a felony after investigators said home surveillance footage allegedly showed her engaging in sexual activity with the family dog.

Malia Elizabeth Nummerdor, 38, was arrested Tuesday on a charge of sexual activity involving animals, a second-degree felony, according to the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office.

The investigation began after detectives learned of social media posts alleging a woman had engaged in sexual activity with a pet dog, the sheriff’s office said.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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BillyPilgrim

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Between this and the mom-son incest I think we might need a Florida subsection
 

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I had posted this a while back, but it got moderated.
 

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Of course it was Florida...I really think there is something going on down there that mentally screws up people.

Whether it's the constant heat and humidity, pesticides, something in the air, algae blooms off the coast from the water being so hot all summer, etc ...something definitely ain't right with people down there.

It's like every time you hear something just totally off the wall or bizarre, you don't even need to hear where it was, you already know it was somewhere in Florida. :lol:
 

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Of course it was Florida...I really think there is something going on down there that mentally screws up people.

Whether it's the constant heat and humidity, pesticides, something in the air, algae blooms off the coast from the water being so hot all summer, etc ...something definitely ain't right with people down there.

It's like every time you hear something just totally off the wall or bizarre, you don't even need to hear where it was, you already know it was somewhere in Florida. :lol:
There used to be syndicated "news of the weird" sections in the local lifestyle magazines. 2/3 of the stories were Floridian, the rest from the other 49 states.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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There used to be syndicated "news of the weird" sections in the local lifestyle magazines. 2/3 of the stories were Floridian, the rest from the other 49 states.
Yes!! That is exactly what I am talking about..and probably 50% of the ones from the other 49 states were from Ohio :lol:
 

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Of course it was Florida...I really think there is something going on down there that mentally screws up people.

Whether it's the constant heat and humidity, pesticides, something in the air, algae blooms off the coast from the water being so hot all summer, etc ...something definitely ain't right with people down there.

It's like every time you hear something just totally off the wall or bizarre, you don't even need to hear where it was, you already know it was somewhere in Florida. :lol:
 

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Hi Taiyuu,
Well for her sake,I hope she had his nails clipped first LOL.
 
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