"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Woman Has Sex With Her Dog

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PUNTA GORDA, Fla. (WKRC) - A Florida woman has been charged with a felony after investigators said home surveillance footage allegedly showed her engaging in sexual activity with the family dog.

Malia Elizabeth Nummerdor, 38, was arrested Tuesday on a charge of sexual activity involving animals, a second-degree felony, according to the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office.

The investigation began after detectives learned of social media posts alleging a woman had engaged in sexual activity with a pet dog, the sheriff’s office said.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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BillyPilgrim

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Between this and the mom-son incest I think we might need a Florida subsection
 

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I had posted this a while back, but it got moderated.
 

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Of course it was Florida...I really think there is something going on down there that mentally screws up people.

Whether it's the constant heat and humidity, pesticides, something in the air, algae blooms off the coast from the water being so hot all summer, etc ...something definitely ain't right with people down there.

It's like every time you hear something just totally off the wall or bizarre, you don't even need to hear where it was, you already know it was somewhere in Florida. :lol:
 

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Of course it was Florida...I really think there is something going on down there that mentally screws up people.

Whether it's the constant heat and humidity, pesticides, something in the air, algae blooms off the coast from the water being so hot all summer, etc ...something definitely ain't right with people down there.

It's like every time you hear something just totally off the wall or bizarre, you don't even need to hear where it was, you already know it was somewhere in Florida. :lol:
There used to be syndicated "news of the weird" sections in the local lifestyle magazines. 2/3 of the stories were Floridian, the rest from the other 49 states.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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There used to be syndicated "news of the weird" sections in the local lifestyle magazines. 2/3 of the stories were Floridian, the rest from the other 49 states.
Yes!! That is exactly what I am talking about..and probably 50% of the ones from the other 49 states were from Ohio :lol:
 

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Of course it was Florida...I really think there is something going on down there that mentally screws up people.

Whether it's the constant heat and humidity, pesticides, something in the air, algae blooms off the coast from the water being so hot all summer, etc ...something definitely ain't right with people down there.

It's like every time you hear something just totally off the wall or bizarre, you don't even need to hear where it was, you already know it was somewhere in Florida. :lol:
 

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Hi Taiyuu,
Well for her sake,I hope she had his nails clipped first LOL.
 
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