"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Witty responses for "don't hit a girl"

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Any sort of line she throws out like that... like a flirtatious "hey don't hit a girl" or "you wouldn't hit a girl *gasp*" or if you give her a little kick to get her attention she says "hitting a girl? how rude"

Usually when I get this I'm not playing it right anyway but a girl I been seeing around throws this stuff out a lot and she's clearly just flirting. Witty responses?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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"Wait...you're a girl?"
 
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why are you hitting her man? i dont think its a right approach.. i.e. if her boyfriend is there you looking for trouble... i think its okay to try to touch her hand.. but not kick her.. lol.. although yes it can work, there is more then one tecnhique works and that is one that I dont condone...

try this... grab her hand and say "Hey, let go of my hand" :) and if she trying to pull away, say,,, "hey, your hurting my hand, let go" :) smile ofcourse :) and give her the vibe..
 
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"Okay how about a hug instead" ... then grab her hands facing her, and bring her slowly closer to you throwing the vibe at her.... see how close u can get to her lips ;)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"Oh, I agree."

Then put up your hands and start dancing around her like you are going to box her.

"Comn, I'll whip ya!"
 
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Just hit her hard enough to render her unconcious. That way she won't be able to respond, and you don't even have to worry about being witty.
 
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why not?

seriously.. ask her, why not? can you answer this?
 
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