"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Witty responses for "don't hit a girl"

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Any sort of line she throws out like that... like a flirtatious "hey don't hit a girl" or "you wouldn't hit a girl *gasp*" or if you give her a little kick to get her attention she says "hitting a girl? how rude"

Usually when I get this I'm not playing it right anyway but a girl I been seeing around throws this stuff out a lot and she's clearly just flirting. Witty responses?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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"Wait...you're a girl?"
 
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why are you hitting her man? i dont think its a right approach.. i.e. if her boyfriend is there you looking for trouble... i think its okay to try to touch her hand.. but not kick her.. lol.. although yes it can work, there is more then one tecnhique works and that is one that I dont condone...

try this... grab her hand and say "Hey, let go of my hand" :) and if she trying to pull away, say,,, "hey, your hurting my hand, let go" :) smile ofcourse :) and give her the vibe..
 
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"Okay how about a hug instead" ... then grab her hands facing her, and bring her slowly closer to you throwing the vibe at her.... see how close u can get to her lips ;)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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"Oh, I agree."

Then put up your hands and start dancing around her like you are going to box her.

"Comn, I'll whip ya!"
 
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Just hit her hard enough to render her unconcious. That way she won't be able to respond, and you don't even have to worry about being witty.
 
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why not?

seriously.. ask her, why not? can you answer this?
 
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