Witty responses for "don't hit a girl"

[handle]

Any sort of line she throws out like that... like a flirtatious "hey don't hit a girl" or "you wouldn't hit a girl *gasp*" or if you give her a little kick to get her attention she says "hitting a girl? how rude"

Usually when I get this I'm not playing it right anyway but a girl I been seeing around throws this stuff out a lot and she's clearly just flirting. Witty responses?

 

[The Shocker]

"Wait...you're a girl?"

 

[TruthHurts]

why are you hitting her man? i dont think its a right approach.. i.e. if her boyfriend is there you looking for trouble... i think its okay to try to touch her hand.. but not kick her.. lol.. although yes it can work, there is more then one tecnhique works and that is one that I dont condone...

try this... grab her hand and say "Hey, let go of my hand" and if she trying to pull away, say,,, "hey, your hurting my hand, let go" smile ofcourse and give her the vibe..

 

[TheNastyPlayer]

Tell her bad girls deserved to be spanked.

Or Just Spank her

 

[TruthHurts]

"Okay how about a hug instead" ... then grab her hands facing her, and bring her slowly closer to you throwing the vibe at her.... see how close u can get to her lips

 

[Vypros]

"Oh, I agree."

Then put up your hands and start dancing around her like you are going to box her.

"Comn, I'll whip ya!"

 

[logicallefty]

"Wait...you're a girl?"

:crackup: good one!

 

[donjuanjovi]

Just hit her hard enough to render her unconcious. That way she won't be able to respond, and you don't even have to worry about being witty.

 

[Oxide]

why not?

seriously.. ask her, why not? can you answer this?