"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Any sort of line she throws out like that... like a flirtatious "hey don't hit a girl" or "you wouldn't hit a girl *gasp*" or if you give her a little kick to get her attention she says "hitting a girl? how rude"

Usually when I get this I'm not playing it right anyway but a girl I been seeing around throws this stuff out a lot and she's clearly just flirting. Witty responses?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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"Wait...you're a girl?"
 
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why are you hitting her man? i dont think its a right approach.. i.e. if her boyfriend is there you looking for trouble... i think its okay to try to touch her hand.. but not kick her.. lol.. although yes it can work, there is more then one tecnhique works and that is one that I dont condone...

try this... grab her hand and say "Hey, let go of my hand" :) and if she trying to pull away, say,,, "hey, your hurting my hand, let go" :) smile ofcourse :) and give her the vibe..
 
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"Okay how about a hug instead" ... then grab her hands facing her, and bring her slowly closer to you throwing the vibe at her.... see how close u can get to her lips ;)
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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"Oh, I agree."

Then put up your hands and start dancing around her like you are going to box her.

"Comn, I'll whip ya!"
 
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Just hit her hard enough to render her unconcious. That way she won't be able to respond, and you don't even have to worry about being witty.
 
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why not?

seriously.. ask her, why not? can you answer this?
 
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