"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Meh, updates are nice.

Walked in today, she was working all the way over at drivethru, so I waved her over, she says she's backed up, I tell her to run. She comes over for a hug and tells me I'm a brat. Ha, I told her she wouldn't of done that unless she likes me, and she just looks at me with that 'shut up you! ><' look.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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bah, you have your moments, Docs, but I think you need to learn to next people

or at least ganji properly
 

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It's been a while with this one hasn't it? I must agree with the obsidian here and NEXT her...or make a move before you give up.
 

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Oh, aside from yesterday, I haven't seen her or anything.

And she's already nexted. I said it from the start, approach for fun. This is one of those cases. I found out about that whole boyfriend crap, but it doesn't phase me. At the same time, I was never full on trying to get with her, so it's just a passive sort of deal.
 
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