MatureDJ
Master Don Juan
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My Husband Wants to Bone Through the Pandemic. I Keep Thinking About My Parents Dying.
What’s going on with me?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Wifey wants to use COVID as excuse to not do wifely duty
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Umm. Allow him to penetrate you and take his time. Focus on him. Usually your desire may kick in later as your focus on pleasing him.My Husband Wants to Bone Through the Pandemic. I Keep Thinking About My Parents Dying.
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Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Most female relationship problems can be solved with felatio.
logicallefty
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Gee lady if you are having this much anxiety with a man around to protect you just think of how much life would suck (no pun intended) for you if he decided to leave you right now. Leave you and go find one of the millions of other women who are single and alone right now in isolation. These women are bone (another no pun) desperate for a man. So take care of the one you have or join their club while he relieves one of them from the club and replaces you with her!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
If only I could like this more than once.
BackInTheGame78
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Not sure its an excuse...people are mentally affected by all of this. Its stupid to try and say otherwise or to say there is something wrong for them being so. Not everything is just black and white like everyone wants to make it.