MatureDJ
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My Husband Wants to Bone Through the Pandemic. I Keep Thinking About My Parents Dying.
What’s going on with me?
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Wifey wants to use COVID as excuse to not do wifely duty
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
mrgoodstuff
Master Don Juan
Umm. Allow him to penetrate you and take his time. Focus on him. Usually your desire may kick in later as your focus on pleasing him.My Husband Wants to Bone Through the Pandemic. I Keep Thinking About My Parents Dying.
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Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
Most female relationship problems can be solved with felatio.
logicallefty
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Gee lady if you are having this much anxiety with a man around to protect you just think of how much life would suck (no pun intended) for you if he decided to leave you right now. Leave you and go find one of the millions of other women who are single and alone right now in isolation. These women are bone (another no pun) desperate for a man. So take care of the one you have or join their club while he relieves one of them from the club and replaces you with her!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
If only I could like this more than once.
BackInTheGame78
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Not sure its an excuse...people are mentally affected by all of this. Its stupid to try and say otherwise or to say there is something wrong for them being so. Not everything is just black and white like everyone wants to make it.