Dhoulmagus
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It's like becoming a running joke for me right now. Especially when guys know exactly the number of days it's been.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Why so many posts about NC here
- Thread starter Dhoulmagus
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
logicallefty
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NC is discussed here a lot because it is one of our most powerful DJ tools and it's applicable in many of the situations we talk about.Dhoulmagus said:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
It's because so many guys only start searching the internet for dating advice AFTER they've been f*cked over by a girl.
They come here and post bitter sh*t, ask questions they don't learn from, and then "fall in love" with some new b*tch and leave for a year or two. Then when that girl dumps them they come back here and the cycle continues. Etc. etc. etc.
Thus the vast majority of threads here are about:
1) What to do when a chick f*cks you over (no contact, etc).
2) How evil women are.
It does get pretty comical after awhile.
EDIT:
Here are two that I read after making this post... hahahaa
1) http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=223162
2) http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=223160
Two for two!
They come here and post bitter sh*t, ask questions they don't learn from, and then "fall in love" with some new b*tch and leave for a year or two. Then when that girl dumps them they come back here and the cycle continues. Etc. etc. etc.
Thus the vast majority of threads here are about:
1) What to do when a chick f*cks you over (no contact, etc).
2) How evil women are.
It does get pretty comical after awhile.
EDIT:
Here are two that I read after making this post... hahahaa
1) http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=223162
It's the old "I got f*cked over, then I read stuff I didn't learn anything from, then I got f*cked over again..." thread.
2) http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=223160
It's the "all women are evil" thread.
Two for two!