Why she not want to kiss Bjerte?

[Bjerte]

Hi mates!

I have new girl who is named Pokpat. She is extra nice in the body and she have pretty face. I am happy!

BUT today I wonder.

She not like to kiss Bjerte! She like to do the sex but no kiss! I say to her why? I say I am bad at the kiss? She say no. I say I am bad smell in the mouth because I eat chulkfuss? She say no she not like the kiss from ANY man!

Pokpat is nice to the penis but not to kiss give me pain in my heart! Kiss is how I show her into my love!

Why she do this?

 

[Docs]

It's your tongue, I swear it is!

 

[Mission]

Pokpat is nice to the penis but not to kiss give me pain in my heart!

You are my hero, for that line right there. Epic man.

--Mission

 

[flippinfreak]

She will do real kiss, when you return upside down kiss.

 

[milrenkb]

She will do real kiss, when you return upside down kiss.

This thread is great. Hang in their Bjerte, enjoy this one for now and keep yourself on the lookout for the one that like Bjerte kiss.`

 

[spider_007]

Hi mates!

I have new girl who is named Pokpat. She is extra nice in the body and she have pretty face. I am happy!

BUT today I wonder.

She not like to kiss Bjerte! She like to do the sex but no kiss! I say to her why? I say I am bad at the kiss? She say no. I say I am bad smell in the mouth because I eat chulkfuss? She say no she not like the kiss from ANY man!

Pokpat is nice to the penis but not to kiss give me pain in my heart! Kiss is how I show her into my love!

Why she do this?

dude, nobody talks like that, i'm a forener, i know.:trouble:
is it me or is your spelling perfect

and

Iceland???? that's puirty good, but you could have done better

 

[ShizamDaMan]

Hahahaahahahah... holy crap. Everytime I read a Bjerte post I can't help but laugh like a manic tard on coke.

 

[Jariel]

There's something funny but also very cute and naive about Bjerte's posts that make me want to say AWWWW!

I've heard of women not kissing before, even had it happen to me once, and in those cases it meant she wanted sex without any emotional connection.

Then again, I think you need to answer Shezz's question - WTF is Chulkfuss?

 

[ProDJ26]

I'd Nexted Her

 

[Desdinova]

If I ever father a girl, I'm DEFINATELY going to name her Pokpat!

Name entry in Baby Name Book:
Pokpat (icelandic): Goddess of penis, rejector of kiss

 

[Big Eee Zee]

dude, nobody talks like that, i'm a forener, i know.:trouble:
is it me or is your spelling perfect

and

Iceland???? that's puirty good, but you could have done better

spider, by now you should know bjerte isnt a troll. we have accepted him as a real person. (and even if not, hes funny enough that we pretend)

and i think he uses a translator, hence perfect spelling and yet super sweet grammer.

 

[whistler]

Bjerte is a confirmed TROLL.

... though a very funny one

 

[djbr]

THANK GOD BJERTE IS BACK!! :crackup:

THIS IS A NICE TROLL IF THAT IS POSSIBLE! LOL