"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Why she not want to kiss Bjerte?

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Hi mates!

I have new girl who is named Pokpat. She is extra nice in the body and she have pretty face. I am happy!

BUT today I wonder.

She not like to kiss Bjerte! She like to do the sex but no kiss! I say to her why? I say I am bad at the kiss? She say no. I say I am bad smell in the mouth because I eat chulkfuss? She say no she not like the kiss from ANY man!

Pokpat is nice to the penis but not to kiss give me pain in my heart! Kiss is how I show her into my love!

Why she do this?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Pokpat is nice to the penis but not to kiss give me pain in my heart!

You are my hero, for that line right there. Epic man.

--Mission
 
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She will do real kiss, when you return upside down kiss.
 
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flippinfreak said:
She will do real kiss, when you return upside down kiss.
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This thread is great. Hang in their Bjerte, enjoy this one for now and keep yourself on the lookout for the one that like Bjerte kiss.`
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Bjerte said:
Hi mates!

I have new girl who is named Pokpat. She is extra nice in the body and she have pretty face. I am happy!

BUT today I wonder.

She not like to kiss Bjerte! She like to do the sex but no kiss! I say to her why? I say I am bad at the kiss? She say no. I say I am bad smell in the mouth because I eat chulkfuss? She say no she not like the kiss from ANY man!

Pokpat is nice to the penis but not to kiss give me pain in my heart! Kiss is how I show her into my love!

Why she do this?
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dude, nobody talks like that, i'm a forener, i know.:trouble:
is it me or is your spelling perfect

and

Iceland???? that's puirty good, but you could have done better
 
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Hahahaahahahah... holy crap. Everytime I read a Bjerte post I can't help but laugh like a manic tard on coke.
 
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There's something funny but also very cute and naive about Bjerte's posts that make me want to say AWWWW!

I've heard of women not kissing before, even had it happen to me once, and in those cases it meant she wanted sex without any emotional connection.

Then again, I think you need to answer Shezz's question - WTF is Chulkfuss?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Big Eee Zee

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spider_007 said:
dude, nobody talks like that, i'm a forener, i know.:trouble:
is it me or is your spelling perfect

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Iceland???? that's puirty good, but you could have done better
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spider, by now you should know bjerte isnt a troll. we have accepted him as a real person. (and even if not, hes funny enough that we pretend)

and i think he uses a translator, hence perfect spelling and yet super sweet grammer.
 
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Bjerte is a confirmed TROLL.

... though a very funny one
 
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THANK GOD BJERTE IS BACK!! :crackup:

THIS IS A NICE TROLL IF THAT IS POSSIBLE! LOL
 
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