"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Why she not want to kiss Bjerte?

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Bjerte

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Hi mates!

I have new girl who is named Pokpat. She is extra nice in the body and she have pretty face. I am happy!

BUT today I wonder.

She not like to kiss Bjerte! She like to do the sex but no kiss! I say to her why? I say I am bad at the kiss? She say no. I say I am bad smell in the mouth because I eat chulkfuss? She say no she not like the kiss from ANY man!

Pokpat is nice to the penis but not to kiss give me pain in my heart! Kiss is how I show her into my love!

Why she do this?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Pokpat is nice to the penis but not to kiss give me pain in my heart!

You are my hero, for that line right there. Epic man.

--Mission
 
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She will do real kiss, when you return upside down kiss.
 
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flippinfreak said:
She will do real kiss, when you return upside down kiss.
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This thread is great. Hang in their Bjerte, enjoy this one for now and keep yourself on the lookout for the one that like Bjerte kiss.`
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Bjerte said:
Hi mates!

I have new girl who is named Pokpat. She is extra nice in the body and she have pretty face. I am happy!

BUT today I wonder.

She not like to kiss Bjerte! She like to do the sex but no kiss! I say to her why? I say I am bad at the kiss? She say no. I say I am bad smell in the mouth because I eat chulkfuss? She say no she not like the kiss from ANY man!

Pokpat is nice to the penis but not to kiss give me pain in my heart! Kiss is how I show her into my love!

Why she do this?
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dude, nobody talks like that, i'm a forener, i know.:trouble:
is it me or is your spelling perfect

and

Iceland???? that's puirty good, but you could have done better
 
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Hahahaahahahah... holy crap. Everytime I read a Bjerte post I can't help but laugh like a manic tard on coke.
 
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There's something funny but also very cute and naive about Bjerte's posts that make me want to say AWWWW!

I've heard of women not kissing before, even had it happen to me once, and in those cases it meant she wanted sex without any emotional connection.

Then again, I think you need to answer Shezz's question - WTF is Chulkfuss?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Big Eee Zee

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spider_007 said:
dude, nobody talks like that, i'm a forener, i know.:trouble:
is it me or is your spelling perfect

and

Iceland???? that's puirty good, but you could have done better
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spider, by now you should know bjerte isnt a troll. we have accepted him as a real person. (and even if not, hes funny enough that we pretend)

and i think he uses a translator, hence perfect spelling and yet super sweet grammer.
 
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Bjerte is a confirmed TROLL.

... though a very funny one
 
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THANK GOD BJERTE IS BACK!! :crackup:

THIS IS A NICE TROLL IF THAT IS POSSIBLE! LOL
 
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