"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Why she not want to kiss Bjerte?

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Hi mates!

I have new girl who is named Pokpat. She is extra nice in the body and she have pretty face. I am happy!

BUT today I wonder.

She not like to kiss Bjerte! She like to do the sex but no kiss! I say to her why? I say I am bad at the kiss? She say no. I say I am bad smell in the mouth because I eat chulkfuss? She say no she not like the kiss from ANY man!

Pokpat is nice to the penis but not to kiss give me pain in my heart! Kiss is how I show her into my love!

Why she do this?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Pokpat is nice to the penis but not to kiss give me pain in my heart!

You are my hero, for that line right there. Epic man.

--Mission
 
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flippinfreak

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She will do real kiss, when you return upside down kiss.
 
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flippinfreak said:
She will do real kiss, when you return upside down kiss.
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This thread is great. Hang in their Bjerte, enjoy this one for now and keep yourself on the lookout for the one that like Bjerte kiss.`
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Bjerte said:
Hi mates!

I have new girl who is named Pokpat. She is extra nice in the body and she have pretty face. I am happy!

BUT today I wonder.

She not like to kiss Bjerte! She like to do the sex but no kiss! I say to her why? I say I am bad at the kiss? She say no. I say I am bad smell in the mouth because I eat chulkfuss? She say no she not like the kiss from ANY man!

Pokpat is nice to the penis but not to kiss give me pain in my heart! Kiss is how I show her into my love!

Why she do this?
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dude, nobody talks like that, i'm a forener, i know.:trouble:
is it me or is your spelling perfect

and

Iceland???? that's puirty good, but you could have done better
 
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Hahahaahahahah... holy crap. Everytime I read a Bjerte post I can't help but laugh like a manic tard on coke.
 
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There's something funny but also very cute and naive about Bjerte's posts that make me want to say AWWWW!

I've heard of women not kissing before, even had it happen to me once, and in those cases it meant she wanted sex without any emotional connection.

Then again, I think you need to answer Shezz's question - WTF is Chulkfuss?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Big Eee Zee

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spider_007 said:
dude, nobody talks like that, i'm a forener, i know.:trouble:
is it me or is your spelling perfect

and

Iceland???? that's puirty good, but you could have done better
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spider, by now you should know bjerte isnt a troll. we have accepted him as a real person. (and even if not, hes funny enough that we pretend)

and i think he uses a translator, hence perfect spelling and yet super sweet grammer.
 
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Bjerte is a confirmed TROLL.

... though a very funny one
 
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THANK GOD BJERTE IS BACK!! :crackup:

THIS IS A NICE TROLL IF THAT IS POSSIBLE! LOL
 
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