"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
"Why Men and Women can't be friends"
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
nismo-4
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What women know unless you aren't a nice guy from the get go.
No man with a penis is really your friend
You say he is, but it's all pretend
He listens to your problems every time he phones you
But he's really not, he just wants to bone you!
Case closed.
No man with a penis is really your friend
You say he is, but it's all pretend
He listens to your problems every time he phones you
But he's really not, he just wants to bone you!
Case closed.
BlackMack177
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I like how all the chicks were all like "Yes!"
and the guys are like "well....I don't know"
Basically these women are saying these guys are only friends cuz they tried and failed to get the ass.
I don't see anything wrong with that, but people need to see it for what it is. Somebody is gonna like the other one at some point in time
and the guys are like "well....I don't know"
Basically these women are saying these guys are only friends cuz they tried and failed to get the ass.
I don't see anything wrong with that, but people need to see it for what it is. Somebody is gonna like the other one at some point in time
Alex DeLarge
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Or they didn't try at all.BlackMack177 said:
But on another note, it's kind of like a girl who you don't find attractive trying to be "friends" with you. It's happened to me before and when they have emotional diarrhea on you, it's kind of uncomfortable.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
At first I thought he just got a bunch of chicks to say yes and guys to say no. But then he went back and asked the same chicks if their guy friends would sleep with them, and the y all basically admitted it. There is a huge disconnect between what guys and girls see as friendship.
PapiChulo
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They should have asked if those women had ever felt attracted to their guy friends, even a little bit. Furthermore, I found it really interesting how these chicks know about their friends having sexual desires towards them and they are perfectly fine with it. Ha ha. You can pull off a "friendship" if you have got self-control, and the other thing is that you sometimes like the personality as well.
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I think given certain circumstances, men and women can be just friends.
My friend, who can get almost any women he wants, has a few girl friends. However, I think a few of these girl have feelings for him, but realize after a while that they can't have him. They still remain friends, though.
My friend, who can get almost any women he wants, has a few girl friends. However, I think a few of these girl have feelings for him, but realize after a while that they can't have him. They still remain friends, though.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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