"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Did I made a joke? Could it end up in playboy party jokes? :wave:



Why don't Rossie O'Donnel have kids?

She has a BCF, birth control face.






I once done a joke that crossed continents and became very popular. 1995 or 94 in Sochi, Russia. Russian joke, don't sound anything in English, but a big thing in Russia.

"Say "Ears oh my ears.""

"Ears oh my ears."

"Fing *** dripping hoes."


In 1996 this joke was in North Miami Beach S.H. In less that a year it went arond the country, and then the globe, without me going around and telling it. I made this joke for my friend who had big ears, "ushan".
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Rosie

Let me tell you something about Rosie. Rosie's a woman that's out of control. She has made so many false, deragatory remarks about me, I've actually enjoyed working with my teams of lawyers on how we are going to take the most money from her. A part of it does seem unfair since she's such a loser, and everyone can plainly see she's just a fat little pig, but she has brought more slop upon herself so I want to give her plenty more to bath in.

Her girlfriend is already sleeping around on her since I've paid and sent some of my women professionals to coerce her, and this goes on while Rosie's away. They're having to be a bit more discrete now though since the producer's of the View have finally ran her off in hopes of saving the show from permanent damage. I know my friend Barbara will learn from the horrible mistake of hiring this pathetic, disgusting woman.

I'll tell you; I really enjoyed Elisabeth verbally shreading Rosie on television, especially considering that its well known that Elisabeth isn't very intelligent. I delight in every opportunity - and there are many - where the world can see what a pathetic loser that pig of a woman really is.

From time to time, I do stop by this forum and read a few tips here and there. Although my money generally allows me to have most any woman I want, its sometimes nice to have them actually want you for more than just the money and the fame that comes with being a part of the Trump life.

Sincerely,
Donald
 
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djSlvt said:
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She has a BCF, birth control face.
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A little corny but it gave me a good laugh. I'm filing this one away, it'll get used sometime, maybe not about Rosie but I'm sure it'll find a place. :up:
 
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Actually there are plenty of even uglier females in America who have guys chasing after them. Rosie pretty much looks like the typical Middle American woman these days.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Rosie pretty much looks like the typical Middle American woman these days.
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You're not kiddin' about that.
 
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... Rosie pretty much looks like the typical Middle American woman these days.
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Don't you mean "Middle-Earth?"
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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What did I say about BCF Rossie has? It's a joke, not a discussion. :) Stop hating, you know who you are.
 
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Well, I was hoping we could save this conversation for when you were a little older, but oh well. Here goes.

When a girl and another girl love each other very much, sometimes they want to express that love in a physical way. But because neither of the lesbians has a d*ck, it doesn't make a baby.
 
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Michele said:
she doesn't have kids because shes so hot every guy is intimidated by her.
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hell yea i'd tap that. lol she could totally have my kid
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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