Why don't Rossie O'Donnel have kids?

[djSlvt]

Did I made a joke? Could it end up in playboy party jokes? :wave:



Why don't Rossie O'Donnel have kids?

She has a BCF, birth control face.






I once done a joke that crossed continents and became very popular. 1995 or 94 in Sochi, Russia. Russian joke, don't sound anything in English, but a big thing in Russia.

"Say "Ears oh my ears.""

"Ears oh my ears."

"Fing *** dripping hoes."


In 1996 this joke was in North Miami Beach S.H. In less that a year it went arond the country, and then the globe, without me going around and telling it. I made this joke for my friend who had big ears, "ushan".

 

[Raikojo17]

cuz she ugly that's why

men want the most desirable genes to be passed on to there kids. and she dont have it.

they go for women who have stronger genes to insure the survival and well being of their kids.

 

[DTrump]

Rosie

Let me tell you something about Rosie. Rosie's a woman that's out of control. She has made so many false, deragatory remarks about me, I've actually enjoyed working with my teams of lawyers on how we are going to take the most money from her. A part of it does seem unfair since she's such a loser, and everyone can plainly see she's just a fat little pig, but she has brought more slop upon herself so I want to give her plenty more to bath in.

Her girlfriend is already sleeping around on her since I've paid and sent some of my women professionals to coerce her, and this goes on while Rosie's away. They're having to be a bit more discrete now though since the producer's of the View have finally ran her off in hopes of saving the show from permanent damage. I know my friend Barbara will learn from the horrible mistake of hiring this pathetic, disgusting woman.

I'll tell you; I really enjoyed Elisabeth verbally shreading Rosie on television, especially considering that its well known that Elisabeth isn't very intelligent. I delight in every opportunity - and there are many - where the world can see what a pathetic loser that pig of a woman really is.

From time to time, I do stop by this forum and read a few tips here and there. Although my money generally allows me to have most any woman I want, its sometimes nice to have them actually want you for more than just the money and the fame that comes with being a part of the Trump life.

Sincerely,
Donald

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

...
She has a BCF, birth control face.

A little corny but it gave me a good laugh. I'm filing this one away, it'll get used sometime, maybe not about Rosie but I'm sure it'll find a place.

 

[sparky0000]

Actually there are plenty of even uglier females in America who have guys chasing after them. Rosie pretty much looks like the typical Middle American woman these days.

 

[Gangster Of Love]

Rosie pretty much looks like the typical Middle American woman these days.

You're not kiddin' about that.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

... Rosie pretty much looks like the typical Middle American woman these days.

Don't you mean "Middle-Earth?"

 

[Sir Juanalot]

Don't you mean "Middle-Earth?"

Lol, don't knock tolkien that much

 

[Raul_el_Bonito]

didn't she adopt some rug rats or sumthin?

 

[Michele l'Arcangelo]

she doesn't have kids because shes so hot every guy is intimidated by her.

 

[DarthJuan]

http://www.jamescampion.com/rosie.jpg

 

[djSlvt]

What did I say about BCF Rossie has? It's a joke, not a discussion. Stop hating, you know who you are.

 

[Giovanni Casanova]

Well, I was hoping we could save this conversation for when you were a little older, but oh well. Here goes.

When a girl and another girl love each other very much, sometimes they want to express that love in a physical way. But because neither of the lesbians has a d*ck, it doesn't make a baby.

 

[Go getta]

she doesn't have kids because shes so hot every guy is intimidated by her.

hell yea i'd tap that. lol she could totally have my kid

 

[penkitten]

hell yea i'd tap that. lol she could totally have my kid

do what?

 

[djSlvt]

Give her his kid. Gettin rid of it.

 

[MT3]

http://www.jamescampion.com/rosie.jpg

My eyes! Ze goggles, zey du nutting!