"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

Read more...

Why don't Rossie O'Donnel have kids?

D

djSlvt

Banned
Joined
Mar 19, 2007
Messages
783
Reaction score
2
Location
Falkland Islands, Florida
Did I made a joke? Could it end up in playboy party jokes? :wave:



Why don't Rossie O'Donnel have kids?

She has a BCF, birth control face.






I once done a joke that crossed continents and became very popular. 1995 or 94 in Sochi, Russia. Russian joke, don't sound anything in English, but a big thing in Russia.

"Say "Ears oh my ears.""

"Ears oh my ears."

"Fing *** dripping hoes."


In 1996 this joke was in North Miami Beach S.H. In less that a year it went arond the country, and then the globe, without me going around and telling it. I made this joke for my friend who had big ears, "ushan".
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

Read more...

D

DTrump

New Member
Joined
Jun 1, 2007
Messages
1
Reaction score
0
Rosie

Let me tell you something about Rosie. Rosie's a woman that's out of control. She has made so many false, deragatory remarks about me, I've actually enjoyed working with my teams of lawyers on how we are going to take the most money from her. A part of it does seem unfair since she's such a loser, and everyone can plainly see she's just a fat little pig, but she has brought more slop upon herself so I want to give her plenty more to bath in.

Her girlfriend is already sleeping around on her since I've paid and sent some of my women professionals to coerce her, and this goes on while Rosie's away. They're having to be a bit more discrete now though since the producer's of the View have finally ran her off in hopes of saving the show from permanent damage. I know my friend Barbara will learn from the horrible mistake of hiring this pathetic, disgusting woman.

I'll tell you; I really enjoyed Elisabeth verbally shreading Rosie on television, especially considering that its well known that Elisabeth isn't very intelligent. I delight in every opportunity - and there are many - where the world can see what a pathetic loser that pig of a woman really is.

From time to time, I do stop by this forum and read a few tips here and there. Although my money generally allows me to have most any woman I want, its sometimes nice to have them actually want you for more than just the money and the fame that comes with being a part of the Trump life.

Sincerely,
Donald
 
F

Francisco d'Anconia

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 10, 2003
Messages
15,481
Reaction score
65
Location
Galt's Gulch
djSlvt said:
...
She has a BCF, birth control face.
Click to expand...
A little corny but it gave me a good laugh. I'm filing this one away, it'll get used sometime, maybe not about Rosie but I'm sure it'll find a place. :up:
 
S

sparky0000

Banned
Joined
Apr 27, 2006
Messages
669
Reaction score
4
Actually there are plenty of even uglier females in America who have guys chasing after them. Rosie pretty much looks like the typical Middle American woman these days.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

Read more...

G

Gangster Of Love

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 27, 2002
Messages
2,574
Reaction score
66
Age
52
Location
Los Angeles
sparky0000 said:
Rosie pretty much looks like the typical Middle American woman these days.
Click to expand...
You're not kiddin' about that.
 
F

Francisco d'Anconia

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jul 10, 2003
Messages
15,481
Reaction score
65
Location
Galt's Gulch
sparky0000 said:
... Rosie pretty much looks like the typical Middle American woman these days.
Click to expand...
Don't you mean "Middle-Earth?"
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

Read more...

D

djSlvt

Banned
Joined
Mar 19, 2007
Messages
783
Reaction score
2
Location
Falkland Islands, Florida
What did I say about BCF Rossie has? It's a joke, not a discussion. :) Stop hating, you know who you are.
 
G

Giovanni Casanova

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jan 5, 2002
Messages
5,550
Reaction score
18
Age
47
Location
Hiding in Penkitten's Linen Closet
Well, I was hoping we could save this conversation for when you were a little older, but oh well. Here goes.

When a girl and another girl love each other very much, sometimes they want to express that love in a physical way. But because neither of the lesbians has a d*ck, it doesn't make a baby.
 
G

Go getta

Banned
Joined
Jun 2, 2007
Messages
29
Reaction score
0
Michele said:
she doesn't have kids because shes so hot every guy is intimidated by her.
Click to expand...
hell yea i'd tap that. lol she could totally have my kid
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

Read more...

You must log in or register to reply here.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top