"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Why do I go crazy over small breasts?

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I always feel left out of the "yeah big tits are the ****" conversations. A/B/C cup are absolutely perfect. But A/B drive me absolutely insane. I've been with girls that had less breasts than I do pecs, but it legit drives me insane. Could just be the whole petit-ness of the girls though.

What's up with this? Does it make evolutionary sense?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I always feel left out of the "yeah big tits are the ****" conversations. A/B/C cup are absolutely perfect. But A/B drive me absolutely insane. I've been with girls that had less breasts than I do pecs, but it legit drives me insane. Could just be the whole petit-ness of the girls though.

What's up with this? Does it make evolutionary sense?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Op is completely grown up and free of subconscious urges to suck at his Momma's teat.

Not gynocentrically controlled in any matriarchal way, at all.

No desire to return to infancy.

Will not need to be mothered in an intimate relationship.











(sorry, I'm laughing a little as I write this.... I'm projecting and only wishing this were true psychologically, to benefit all us smallchested women out there, lol
:rofl:)
 

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this was my initial hunch, but I get genuinely turned off if I know a chick is under 20.
It has nothing to do with actual age. It's that aura that it creates of a younger gal psychologically regardless if you actually want to be with young gals or not.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Op is completely grown up and free of subconscious urges to suck at his Momma's teat.

Not gynocentrically controlled in any matriarchal way, at all.

No desire to return to infancy.

Will not need to be mothered in an intimate relationship.











(sorry, I'm laughing a little as I write this.... I'm projecting and only wishing this were true psychologically, to benefit all us smallchested women out there, lol
:rofl:)
You were flat all this time? Somehow I feel very relieved.
 

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Haha I like small ones too. And in my age range believe me that's a plus.
 

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I always feel left out of the "yeah big tits are the ****" conversations. A/B/C cup are absolutely perfect. But A/B drive me absolutely insane. I've been with girls that had less breasts than I do pecs, but it legit drives me insane. Could just be the whole petit-ness of the girls though.

What's up with this? Does it make evolutionary sense?
Yes, it's the petiteness (BTW, a small man would be called "petit", but obviously no man would want to be called this, and so it's only used in French-heritage families to signify the younger generation of a father-son combo having the same name, and even then, it's shortened to "T", so Cajun QB Bobby Hebert's son Bobby is called "T-Bob", even though he weighs more than his father), and not so much for pedo reason, but because it signifies a body that will not get fat. No man wants to FatAcceptanceMax. :mad: :mad:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I always feel left out of the "yeah big tits are the ****" conversations. A/B/C cup are absolutely perfect. But A/B drive me absolutely insane. I've been with girls that had less breasts than I do pecs, but it legit drives me insane. Could just be the whole petit-ness of the girls though.
I'm always happy to discuss breasts of any size.

I think you hit it with that last sentence. You like the look of the small thin girls and the small breasts go write along with that. Can also go along with youth, fertility, and not having had children.
 

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aww, that's great.

Awesome you're relieved. Yes!

Offtopic, have you taken your bike out for spring?
No time for this as I am in training for another business. Maybe later when the training is over and the weather is good.
 

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I always feel left out of the "yeah big tits are the ****" conversations. A/B/C cup are absolutely perfect. But A/B drive me absolutely insane. I've been with girls that had less breasts than I do pecs, but it legit drives me insane. Could just be the whole petit-ness of the girls though.

What's up with this? Does it make evolutionary sense?
Could be latent homosexuality.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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