"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Why do Guys get so Hot over their cars, bikes etc?

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Re: Re: Why do Guys get so Hot over their cars, bikes etc?

Originally posted by Morphiex
did u forget that u were talking to a man...
Do you think we like to hear you women talk about fashion and **** like that, thats why we say uhuh and cool alot when were amoongst you....
oki im gonna put it in a very easy term so that u can understand:

Cars are like shoes for men....

that should make you understand....:p
i was going to say that !
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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HOLY SH!T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dreamychick just made a QUADRUPLE POST!

I've never, EVER seen that.


FYI, a double post is considered bad taste and a triple post is rediculous. I don't even know what a quadruple post would be...


Oh, and @ mrRuckus, thats a funny story, but seriously I don't do stuff like that. I'm actually a good driver, and am a competent amature racer. Autocross and stuff.
 

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Re: Re: Re: Why do Guys get so Hot over their cars, bikes etc?

Originally posted by DreamyChick
Well personally, I am not that crazy about shoe shopping. I only own like 16 pairs but I get what you are saying. He did somewhat impress me by his car talk seeing as how he never looked like the type to work on cars and bikes and generally get greasy, but now I see he doesnt mind getting all sweaty and dirty. In fact the night I was over at his place while he was taking apart his bike, he was covered in sweat and didn't take a shower until the morning. Perhaps he was too busy entertaining me, but there's a tip for you fellas. If you get sweaty/dirty wash up before you invite a girl over to indulge in a heavy make out/sex session. Okay? But for the record I forgive the guy as I kept him up all night playing pool. :)
I am not that crazy about shoe shopping. I only own like 16 pairs


Yeah, 16 pairs is nothing!:D
 

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haha quaderuple post....im telling you...those post *****s....

anyways....wow about the car story you told, my favorite past times is reading car accidents stories...im sure if you tell it to your bf he will be very impressed...and even more so if you throw a couple of technical terms in there (somehow try to fit terminal velocity in there somehow...impressive word)
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Okay I'll give it a shot. :) But I think the police hold up at work will be more impressive.
 

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I consider my footwear collection complete. I don't know if these all count as shoes...

Loafers
Black dress shoes
Running shoes
Old sneakers
Boots
Flip-flops
Slippers

That's how guys treat shoes -- utility-wise. We have just enough to get by, plus pairs we're hesitant to throw out. But that's it!

What drives me nuts is that girls drop cash on the stupidest crap because of an emotional whim.

Who needs a $15 aromatherapy package they probably won't use?

Who needs 17 $35 handbags?

It's not that it doesn't make them happy--I'm glad if it does... It's that they don't equate the work that went into the money to the long-term value of the asset. It's just "oooh, i need this, it's on sale (hint, it's always fvcking on sale, dumbass!!! that's not an excuse), didn't i get extra money from somewhere... hmm it doesn't matter, i deserve to feel good!! me me me me me..." cha-ching

a man is NEVER impressed when you come home and say, " look what i bought! it was on sale!"

quite the contrary...
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Oh yeah, this reminds me of a joke:

What's the difference between a blow job and driving a car?

You can only hold one beer when you're driving a car.

BAHAHAHHAHAH!!! The mental imagery is awesome.
 

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I'll explain why men like motorcylces, when you explain to me why woman like shoping, makeup or any other hobby.

It's just the way we are. Can't blame a guy for having a life.
 

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I'll explain why men like motorcylces, when you explain to me why woman like shoping, makeup or any other hobby.

It's just the way we are. Can't blame a guy for having a life.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Well generally most women like shopping and make up because we love to experiment with color, and our look. It's like creating a work of art I guess. It makes us feel pretty and confident. We just like to pamper ourselves. For some girls these things are theraputic. Not necessarily for me though.
 

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Originally posted by DreamyChick
Well generally most women like shopping and make up because we love to experiment with color, and our look. It's like creating a work of art I guess. It makes us feel pretty and confident. We just like to pamper ourselves. For some girls these things are theraputic. Not necessarily for me though.
well its the smaqe for us, just with cars.... :woo:
 

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Originally posted by DreamyChick
Well generally most women like shopping and make up because we love to experiment with color, and our look. It's like creating a work of art I guess. It makes us feel pretty and confident. We just like to pamper ourselves. For some girls these things are theraputic. Not necessarily for me though.
well its the same for us, just with cars.... :woo:
 

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Originally posted by Morphiex
well its the same for us, just with cars.... :woo:
Cars make you feel pretty and confident? LMAO!! :) Sorry I had to.
 
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