"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Why do Guys get so Hot over their cars, bikes etc?

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Re: Re: Why do Guys get so Hot over their cars, bikes etc?

Originally posted by Morphiex
did u forget that u were talking to a man...
Do you think we like to hear you women talk about fashion and **** like that, thats why we say uhuh and cool alot when were amoongst you....
oki im gonna put it in a very easy term so that u can understand:

Cars are like shoes for men....

that should make you understand....:p
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i was going to say that !
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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HOLY SH!T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dreamychick just made a QUADRUPLE POST!

I've never, EVER seen that.


FYI, a double post is considered bad taste and a triple post is rediculous. I don't even know what a quadruple post would be...


Oh, and @ mrRuckus, thats a funny story, but seriously I don't do stuff like that. I'm actually a good driver, and am a competent amature racer. Autocross and stuff.
 
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Re: Re: Re: Why do Guys get so Hot over their cars, bikes etc?

Originally posted by DreamyChick
Well personally, I am not that crazy about shoe shopping. I only own like 16 pairs but I get what you are saying. He did somewhat impress me by his car talk seeing as how he never looked like the type to work on cars and bikes and generally get greasy, but now I see he doesnt mind getting all sweaty and dirty. In fact the night I was over at his place while he was taking apart his bike, he was covered in sweat and didn't take a shower until the morning. Perhaps he was too busy entertaining me, but there's a tip for you fellas. If you get sweaty/dirty wash up before you invite a girl over to indulge in a heavy make out/sex session. Okay? But for the record I forgive the guy as I kept him up all night playing pool. :)
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I am not that crazy about shoe shopping. I only own like 16 pairs


Yeah, 16 pairs is nothing!:D
 
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haha quaderuple post....im telling you...those post *****s....

anyways....wow about the car story you told, my favorite past times is reading car accidents stories...im sure if you tell it to your bf he will be very impressed...and even more so if you throw a couple of technical terms in there (somehow try to fit terminal velocity in there somehow...impressive word)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Okay I'll give it a shot. :) But I think the police hold up at work will be more impressive.
 
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I consider my footwear collection complete. I don't know if these all count as shoes...

Loafers
Black dress shoes
Running shoes
Old sneakers
Boots
Flip-flops
Slippers

That's how guys treat shoes -- utility-wise. We have just enough to get by, plus pairs we're hesitant to throw out. But that's it!

What drives me nuts is that girls drop cash on the stupidest crap because of an emotional whim.

Who needs a $15 aromatherapy package they probably won't use?

Who needs 17 $35 handbags?

It's not that it doesn't make them happy--I'm glad if it does... It's that they don't equate the work that went into the money to the long-term value of the asset. It's just "oooh, i need this, it's on sale (hint, it's always fvcking on sale, dumbass!!! that's not an excuse), didn't i get extra money from somewhere... hmm it doesn't matter, i deserve to feel good!! me me me me me..." cha-ching

a man is NEVER impressed when you come home and say, " look what i bought! it was on sale!"

quite the contrary...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Oh yeah, this reminds me of a joke:

What's the difference between a blow job and driving a car?

You can only hold one beer when you're driving a car.

BAHAHAHHAHAH!!! The mental imagery is awesome.
 
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I'll explain why men like motorcylces, when you explain to me why woman like shoping, makeup or any other hobby.

It's just the way we are. Can't blame a guy for having a life.
 
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I'll explain why men like motorcylces, when you explain to me why woman like shoping, makeup or any other hobby.

It's just the way we are. Can't blame a guy for having a life.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Well generally most women like shopping and make up because we love to experiment with color, and our look. It's like creating a work of art I guess. It makes us feel pretty and confident. We just like to pamper ourselves. For some girls these things are theraputic. Not necessarily for me though.
 
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Originally posted by DreamyChick
Well generally most women like shopping and make up because we love to experiment with color, and our look. It's like creating a work of art I guess. It makes us feel pretty and confident. We just like to pamper ourselves. For some girls these things are theraputic. Not necessarily for me though.
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well its the smaqe for us, just with cars.... :woo:
 
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Originally posted by DreamyChick
Well generally most women like shopping and make up because we love to experiment with color, and our look. It's like creating a work of art I guess. It makes us feel pretty and confident. We just like to pamper ourselves. For some girls these things are theraputic. Not necessarily for me though.
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well its the same for us, just with cars.... :woo:
 
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Originally posted by Morphiex
well its the same for us, just with cars.... :woo:
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Cars make you feel pretty and confident? LMAO!! :) Sorry I had to.
 
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