"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Why do Guys get so Hot over their cars, bikes etc?

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Re: Re: Why do Guys get so Hot over their cars, bikes etc?

Originally posted by Morphiex
did u forget that u were talking to a man...
Do you think we like to hear you women talk about fashion and **** like that, thats why we say uhuh and cool alot when were amoongst you....
oki im gonna put it in a very easy term so that u can understand:

Cars are like shoes for men....

that should make you understand....:p
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i was going to say that !
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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HOLY SH!T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dreamychick just made a QUADRUPLE POST!

I've never, EVER seen that.


FYI, a double post is considered bad taste and a triple post is rediculous. I don't even know what a quadruple post would be...


Oh, and @ mrRuckus, thats a funny story, but seriously I don't do stuff like that. I'm actually a good driver, and am a competent amature racer. Autocross and stuff.
 
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Re: Re: Re: Why do Guys get so Hot over their cars, bikes etc?

Originally posted by DreamyChick
Well personally, I am not that crazy about shoe shopping. I only own like 16 pairs but I get what you are saying. He did somewhat impress me by his car talk seeing as how he never looked like the type to work on cars and bikes and generally get greasy, but now I see he doesnt mind getting all sweaty and dirty. In fact the night I was over at his place while he was taking apart his bike, he was covered in sweat and didn't take a shower until the morning. Perhaps he was too busy entertaining me, but there's a tip for you fellas. If you get sweaty/dirty wash up before you invite a girl over to indulge in a heavy make out/sex session. Okay? But for the record I forgive the guy as I kept him up all night playing pool. :)
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I am not that crazy about shoe shopping. I only own like 16 pairs


Yeah, 16 pairs is nothing!:D
 
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haha quaderuple post....im telling you...those post *****s....

anyways....wow about the car story you told, my favorite past times is reading car accidents stories...im sure if you tell it to your bf he will be very impressed...and even more so if you throw a couple of technical terms in there (somehow try to fit terminal velocity in there somehow...impressive word)
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Okay I'll give it a shot. :) But I think the police hold up at work will be more impressive.
 
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I consider my footwear collection complete. I don't know if these all count as shoes...

Loafers
Black dress shoes
Running shoes
Old sneakers
Boots
Flip-flops
Slippers

That's how guys treat shoes -- utility-wise. We have just enough to get by, plus pairs we're hesitant to throw out. But that's it!

What drives me nuts is that girls drop cash on the stupidest crap because of an emotional whim.

Who needs a $15 aromatherapy package they probably won't use?

Who needs 17 $35 handbags?

It's not that it doesn't make them happy--I'm glad if it does... It's that they don't equate the work that went into the money to the long-term value of the asset. It's just "oooh, i need this, it's on sale (hint, it's always fvcking on sale, dumbass!!! that's not an excuse), didn't i get extra money from somewhere... hmm it doesn't matter, i deserve to feel good!! me me me me me..." cha-ching

a man is NEVER impressed when you come home and say, " look what i bought! it was on sale!"

quite the contrary...
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Oh yeah, this reminds me of a joke:

What's the difference between a blow job and driving a car?

You can only hold one beer when you're driving a car.

BAHAHAHHAHAH!!! The mental imagery is awesome.
 
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I'll explain why men like motorcylces, when you explain to me why woman like shoping, makeup or any other hobby.

It's just the way we are. Can't blame a guy for having a life.
 
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I'll explain why men like motorcylces, when you explain to me why woman like shoping, makeup or any other hobby.

It's just the way we are. Can't blame a guy for having a life.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Well generally most women like shopping and make up because we love to experiment with color, and our look. It's like creating a work of art I guess. It makes us feel pretty and confident. We just like to pamper ourselves. For some girls these things are theraputic. Not necessarily for me though.
 
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Originally posted by DreamyChick
Well generally most women like shopping and make up because we love to experiment with color, and our look. It's like creating a work of art I guess. It makes us feel pretty and confident. We just like to pamper ourselves. For some girls these things are theraputic. Not necessarily for me though.
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well its the smaqe for us, just with cars.... :woo:
 
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Originally posted by DreamyChick
Well generally most women like shopping and make up because we love to experiment with color, and our look. It's like creating a work of art I guess. It makes us feel pretty and confident. We just like to pamper ourselves. For some girls these things are theraputic. Not necessarily for me though.
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well its the same for us, just with cars.... :woo:
 
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Originally posted by Morphiex
well its the same for us, just with cars.... :woo:
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Cars make you feel pretty and confident? LMAO!! :) Sorry I had to.
 
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