"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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who would win in a fight?

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1) imagine mike tyson and john cena are in the same club. one of them unwillingly pours some vodka on the other one... they start to argue and it evolves in a fight... who's gonna win? (mike tyson)


2) what about mike tyson and vitor belfort? (vitor belfort)


3) what about mike tyson and the strongest sumo guy? (mike tyson)


4) what about vitor belfort and john cena? (vitor belfort)



5) what about vitor belfort and the sumo guy? (vitor belfort)


6) what about john cena and the sumo guy? (that's hard, but i guess john cena)

in the () are my guesses



so my ranking would be:

1. vitor belfort
2. mike tyson
3. john cena
4. sumo guy


what about yours?


p.s.: if you don't like this post or think it's stupid, just close the window, don't flame
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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In his prime Mike tyson would have beat Belfort!

BELIEVE IT!



Sayno'
 
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I think it all depends on the situation Do they start fighting close up? Do they have room to throw down or are they so close at the bar that they are clenched and wrestling. I think Mike would get his ass wooped by vitor as well
 
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Vitor is the toughest! Mike Tyson is the craziest, so who knows who would win?
 
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Man, one punch from the old Mike Tyson and Vitor would be toast!

BELIEVE IT!


Sayno'
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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why john cena?

i'm not super up to date on entertainment wrestling. but has he a background in anything?

wouldn't kurt angle for example be a better example as he has a background in real life wrestling.
 
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screw all of youse.

my mom can beat the **** out of ALL of them. grizzly style
 
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Why Vitor Belfort?

Vitor's lost his game in the fight world. He's not even in the top ten in the NHB world rankings.

Fedor Emilianenko is tops (for now).
 
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Goldberg ;)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i didn't say john cena and vitor belfort were the strongest (though vitor actually is;)) in their sport, but they are my favourites.... that's why i mentioned them rather than others...



anyway, i think that if the fight exploded all of a sudden, mike tyson would easily beat vitor belfort, if he hit him immediately without letting him avoid the punch... but if they were to wait some seconds after the argue.... i think vitor would kill him
 
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What about:

Judge Dredd vs Superman?

Adolf Hitler vs Stalin? (the two men, not their armies)

Oprah vs Rosanne? (Rosanne is the fat chick from the TV show)
 
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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
What about:

Judge Dredd vs Superman?

Adolf Hitler vs Stalin? (the two men, not their armies)
Oprah vs Rosanne? (Rosanne is the fat chick from the TV show)
Click to expand...
Superman
Stalin, Hitler was a short ass sh!t
Rosanne
 
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So Dr. Beard walks into the bar. He says "guess what motherfvckers?" and kicks all their asses.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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