"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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who would win in a fight?

Jay-X

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1) imagine mike tyson and john cena are in the same club. one of them unwillingly pours some vodka on the other one... they start to argue and it evolves in a fight... who's gonna win? (mike tyson)


2) what about mike tyson and vitor belfort? (vitor belfort)


3) what about mike tyson and the strongest sumo guy? (mike tyson)


4) what about vitor belfort and john cena? (vitor belfort)



5) what about vitor belfort and the sumo guy? (vitor belfort)


6) what about john cena and the sumo guy? (that's hard, but i guess john cena)

in the () are my guesses



so my ranking would be:

1. vitor belfort
2. mike tyson
3. john cena
4. sumo guy


what about yours?


p.s.: if you don't like this post or think it's stupid, just close the window, don't flame
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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In his prime Mike tyson would have beat Belfort!

BELIEVE IT!



Sayno'
 

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I think it all depends on the situation Do they start fighting close up? Do they have room to throw down or are they so close at the bar that they are clenched and wrestling. I think Mike would get his ass wooped by vitor as well
 

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Vitor is the toughest! Mike Tyson is the craziest, so who knows who would win?
 

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Man, one punch from the old Mike Tyson and Vitor would be toast!

BELIEVE IT!


Sayno'
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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why john cena?

i'm not super up to date on entertainment wrestling. but has he a background in anything?

wouldn't kurt angle for example be a better example as he has a background in real life wrestling.
 
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screw all of youse.

my mom can beat the **** out of ALL of them. grizzly style
 

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Why Vitor Belfort?

Vitor's lost his game in the fight world. He's not even in the top ten in the NHB world rankings.

Fedor Emilianenko is tops (for now).
 

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Goldberg ;)
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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i didn't say john cena and vitor belfort were the strongest (though vitor actually is;)) in their sport, but they are my favourites.... that's why i mentioned them rather than others...



anyway, i think that if the fight exploded all of a sudden, mike tyson would easily beat vitor belfort, if he hit him immediately without letting him avoid the punch... but if they were to wait some seconds after the argue.... i think vitor would kill him
 

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What about:

Judge Dredd vs Superman?

Adolf Hitler vs Stalin? (the two men, not their armies)

Oprah vs Rosanne? (Rosanne is the fat chick from the TV show)
 

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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
What about:

Judge Dredd vs Superman?

Adolf Hitler vs Stalin? (the two men, not their armies)
Oprah vs Rosanne? (Rosanne is the fat chick from the TV show)
Superman
Stalin, Hitler was a short ass sh!t
Rosanne
 

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So Dr. Beard walks into the bar. He says "guess what motherfvckers?" and kicks all their asses.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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