"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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who would win in a fight?

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1) imagine mike tyson and john cena are in the same club. one of them unwillingly pours some vodka on the other one... they start to argue and it evolves in a fight... who's gonna win? (mike tyson)


2) what about mike tyson and vitor belfort? (vitor belfort)


3) what about mike tyson and the strongest sumo guy? (mike tyson)


4) what about vitor belfort and john cena? (vitor belfort)



5) what about vitor belfort and the sumo guy? (vitor belfort)


6) what about john cena and the sumo guy? (that's hard, but i guess john cena)

in the () are my guesses



so my ranking would be:

1. vitor belfort
2. mike tyson
3. john cena
4. sumo guy


what about yours?


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You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

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In his prime Mike tyson would have beat Belfort!

BELIEVE IT!



Sayno'
 
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I think it all depends on the situation Do they start fighting close up? Do they have room to throw down or are they so close at the bar that they are clenched and wrestling. I think Mike would get his ass wooped by vitor as well
 
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Vitor is the toughest! Mike Tyson is the craziest, so who knows who would win?
 
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Man, one punch from the old Mike Tyson and Vitor would be toast!

BELIEVE IT!


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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

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why john cena?

i'm not super up to date on entertainment wrestling. but has he a background in anything?

wouldn't kurt angle for example be a better example as he has a background in real life wrestling.
 
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screw all of youse.

my mom can beat the **** out of ALL of them. grizzly style
 
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Why Vitor Belfort?

Vitor's lost his game in the fight world. He's not even in the top ten in the NHB world rankings.

Fedor Emilianenko is tops (for now).
 
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Goldberg ;)
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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i didn't say john cena and vitor belfort were the strongest (though vitor actually is;)) in their sport, but they are my favourites.... that's why i mentioned them rather than others...



anyway, i think that if the fight exploded all of a sudden, mike tyson would easily beat vitor belfort, if he hit him immediately without letting him avoid the punch... but if they were to wait some seconds after the argue.... i think vitor would kill him
 
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What about:

Judge Dredd vs Superman?

Adolf Hitler vs Stalin? (the two men, not their armies)

Oprah vs Rosanne? (Rosanne is the fat chick from the TV show)
 
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Originally posted by diplomatic_lies
What about:

Judge Dredd vs Superman?

Adolf Hitler vs Stalin? (the two men, not their armies)
Oprah vs Rosanne? (Rosanne is the fat chick from the TV show)
Click to expand...
Superman
Stalin, Hitler was a short ass sh!t
Rosanne
 
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So Dr. Beard walks into the bar. He says "guess what motherfvckers?" and kicks all their asses.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

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