zerocelcius
Master Don Juan
oh and a shout out to the lunch lady!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Who was the best girl you ever Dated??
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
diplomatic_lies
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There was one girl, she wasn't beautiful (HB6 or 7 at most), she wasn't a comedian (although I liked her laugh), and she wasn't a nuclear physicist (just a regular chick). But I'll always remember her, because she was the first - and only - woman I met who never judged anyone. She'd just accept them for who they are.
I mean yeah she wouldn't put up with morons and wankers, but she'd never try to pass judgements or make assumptions about people. I liked that. Irony is, I ended up judging her, and gave her up because of that.
I mean yeah she wouldn't put up with morons and wankers, but she'd never try to pass judgements or make assumptions about people. I liked that. Irony is, I ended up judging her, and gave her up because of that.
Nah, dude. Call her - tell her you were lookin through your phonebook and you saw her number and figured "what the hell?" Ask her if she wants to catch up over coffee or something. Seriously.
I just did that yesterday with a girl I dated two years ago. I text-messaged her after not talking to her for like 1.5 years. She got a new cat - I'm gonna meet him.
~Sloopy
Hell Yea it would seem desprate. Don't call. R u still unemployed? If so then yeah it would seem very desperate. If she was as good as u said she was then she has probably moved on and found herself another guy, a guy that her father approved of and forgotten about u. If anything wait until u bump into her somewhere by "accident".
But hey I ain't got no experience under my belt so how the **** would I kno.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
This the bragging thread or what?
Current girl is my best.
An 8.5 or 9 (5'1, skinny, 22 yo, dirty blonde, D cup that doesn't sag (how?! - not fake), tight round ass.. i like shorties)
Voted best hair and was prom queen in high school (haha i fcuked the prom queen!)
Always has something interesting to say. *Talkative*
Funny.
Sarcastic.
Doesn't complain.
Works out several nights a week.
Wants constant sex.
She randomly txts me "Geeze.i just feel like i cant get enough of you" and likes to say "doooo me"
Pays her own way and will just pay for stuff without me asking (movie rentals, dinner, etc)
Has a degree.
Comes over. Wants to drink wine that she buys, play nintendo, then screw me for 3 hours, fall asleep, and do me again before work in the morning.
Watches Sex and the City and makes fun of how dumb it is.
Dislikes feminism.
Trained her own german shepherd that will bite the hell out of anyone who comes in uninvited.
Always in a good mood. Happy.
Outgoing as all hell. Can talk to anyone, anywhere, anytime.
Tends to agree to do nearly anything I want to do.
Most of her friends are actually quality females (i'm kinda sick of girls with mostly guy friends)
Loves giving BJs. :woo:
Comes to watch me play softball.
Current girl is my best.
An 8.5 or 9 (5'1, skinny, 22 yo, dirty blonde, D cup that doesn't sag (how?! - not fake), tight round ass.. i like shorties)
Voted best hair and was prom queen in high school (haha i fcuked the prom queen!)
Always has something interesting to say. *Talkative*
Funny.
Sarcastic.
Doesn't complain.
Works out several nights a week.
Wants constant sex.
She randomly txts me "Geeze.i just feel like i cant get enough of you" and likes to say "doooo me"
Pays her own way and will just pay for stuff without me asking (movie rentals, dinner, etc)
Has a degree.
Comes over. Wants to drink wine that she buys, play nintendo, then screw me for 3 hours, fall asleep, and do me again before work in the morning.
Watches Sex and the City and makes fun of how dumb it is.
Dislikes feminism.
Trained her own german shepherd that will bite the hell out of anyone who comes in uninvited.
Always in a good mood. Happy.
Outgoing as all hell. Can talk to anyone, anywhere, anytime.
Tends to agree to do nearly anything I want to do.
Most of her friends are actually quality females (i'm kinda sick of girls with mostly guy friends)
Loves giving BJs. :woo:
Comes to watch me play softball.
Well, the best girl I ever dated was my ex girlfriend the second time around.
The first time I dated her she was shy, and a bit reserved. Wasn't into sex too much.
We broke up, and she went to college. I she became a cheeleader and joind a sorrity in college her first year. From what I heard she started messing around with the basketball players (bangged like 4 or 5 of them).
When she came home for the summer, we hooked up. She was a straight up freak. Guess she got turned out away at school. But seriously, the girl loved giving head, and took it up the azz.
I asked her after a few weeks what got into her. She said "Honestly, I started banging black guys, and learned to like sex"
The first time I dated her she was shy, and a bit reserved. Wasn't into sex too much.
We broke up, and she went to college. I she became a cheeleader and joind a sorrity in college her first year. From what I heard she started messing around with the basketball players (bangged like 4 or 5 of them).
When she came home for the summer, we hooked up. She was a straight up freak. Guess she got turned out away at school. But seriously, the girl loved giving head, and took it up the azz.
I asked her after a few weeks what got into her. She said "Honestly, I started banging black guys, and learned to like sex"