zerocelcius
Master Don Juan
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Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Who was the best girl you ever Dated??
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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There was one girl, she wasn't beautiful (HB6 or 7 at most), she wasn't a comedian (although I liked her laugh), and she wasn't a nuclear physicist (just a regular chick). But I'll always remember her, because she was the first - and only - woman I met who never judged anyone. She'd just accept them for who they are.
I mean yeah she wouldn't put up with morons and wankers, but she'd never try to pass judgements or make assumptions about people. I liked that. Irony is, I ended up judging her, and gave her up because of that.
I mean yeah she wouldn't put up with morons and wankers, but she'd never try to pass judgements or make assumptions about people. I liked that. Irony is, I ended up judging her, and gave her up because of that.
Nah, dude. Call her - tell her you were lookin through your phonebook and you saw her number and figured "what the hell?" Ask her if she wants to catch up over coffee or something. Seriously.
I just did that yesterday with a girl I dated two years ago. I text-messaged her after not talking to her for like 1.5 years. She got a new cat - I'm gonna meet him.
~Sloopy
Hell Yea it would seem desprate. Don't call. R u still unemployed? If so then yeah it would seem very desperate. If she was as good as u said she was then she has probably moved on and found herself another guy, a guy that her father approved of and forgotten about u. If anything wait until u bump into her somewhere by "accident".
But hey I ain't got no experience under my belt so how the **** would I kno.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
This the bragging thread or what?
Current girl is my best.
An 8.5 or 9 (5'1, skinny, 22 yo, dirty blonde, D cup that doesn't sag (how?! - not fake), tight round ass.. i like shorties)
Voted best hair and was prom queen in high school (haha i fcuked the prom queen!)
Always has something interesting to say. *Talkative*
Funny.
Sarcastic.
Doesn't complain.
Works out several nights a week.
Wants constant sex.
She randomly txts me "Geeze.i just feel like i cant get enough of you" and likes to say "doooo me"
Pays her own way and will just pay for stuff without me asking (movie rentals, dinner, etc)
Has a degree.
Comes over. Wants to drink wine that she buys, play nintendo, then screw me for 3 hours, fall asleep, and do me again before work in the morning.
Watches Sex and the City and makes fun of how dumb it is.
Dislikes feminism.
Trained her own german shepherd that will bite the hell out of anyone who comes in uninvited.
Always in a good mood. Happy.
Outgoing as all hell. Can talk to anyone, anywhere, anytime.
Tends to agree to do nearly anything I want to do.
Most of her friends are actually quality females (i'm kinda sick of girls with mostly guy friends)
Loves giving BJs. :woo:
Comes to watch me play softball.
Current girl is my best.
An 8.5 or 9 (5'1, skinny, 22 yo, dirty blonde, D cup that doesn't sag (how?! - not fake), tight round ass.. i like shorties)
Voted best hair and was prom queen in high school (haha i fcuked the prom queen!)
Always has something interesting to say. *Talkative*
Funny.
Sarcastic.
Doesn't complain.
Works out several nights a week.
Wants constant sex.
She randomly txts me "Geeze.i just feel like i cant get enough of you" and likes to say "doooo me"
Pays her own way and will just pay for stuff without me asking (movie rentals, dinner, etc)
Has a degree.
Comes over. Wants to drink wine that she buys, play nintendo, then screw me for 3 hours, fall asleep, and do me again before work in the morning.
Watches Sex and the City and makes fun of how dumb it is.
Dislikes feminism.
Trained her own german shepherd that will bite the hell out of anyone who comes in uninvited.
Always in a good mood. Happy.
Outgoing as all hell. Can talk to anyone, anywhere, anytime.
Tends to agree to do nearly anything I want to do.
Most of her friends are actually quality females (i'm kinda sick of girls with mostly guy friends)
Loves giving BJs. :woo:
Comes to watch me play softball.
Well, the best girl I ever dated was my ex girlfriend the second time around.
The first time I dated her she was shy, and a bit reserved. Wasn't into sex too much.
We broke up, and she went to college. I she became a cheeleader and joind a sorrity in college her first year. From what I heard she started messing around with the basketball players (bangged like 4 or 5 of them).
When she came home for the summer, we hooked up. She was a straight up freak. Guess she got turned out away at school. But seriously, the girl loved giving head, and took it up the azz.
I asked her after a few weeks what got into her. She said "Honestly, I started banging black guys, and learned to like sex"
The first time I dated her she was shy, and a bit reserved. Wasn't into sex too much.
We broke up, and she went to college. I she became a cheeleader and joind a sorrity in college her first year. From what I heard she started messing around with the basketball players (bangged like 4 or 5 of them).
When she came home for the summer, we hooked up. She was a straight up freak. Guess she got turned out away at school. But seriously, the girl loved giving head, and took it up the azz.
I asked her after a few weeks what got into her. She said "Honestly, I started banging black guys, and learned to like sex"