zerocelcius
Master Don Juan
oh and a shout out to the lunch lady!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Who was the best girl you ever Dated??
- Thread starter MercutioTHEGREAT
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
diplomatic_lies
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There was one girl, she wasn't beautiful (HB6 or 7 at most), she wasn't a comedian (although I liked her laugh), and she wasn't a nuclear physicist (just a regular chick). But I'll always remember her, because she was the first - and only - woman I met who never judged anyone. She'd just accept them for who they are.
I mean yeah she wouldn't put up with morons and wankers, but she'd never try to pass judgements or make assumptions about people. I liked that. Irony is, I ended up judging her, and gave her up because of that.
I mean yeah she wouldn't put up with morons and wankers, but she'd never try to pass judgements or make assumptions about people. I liked that. Irony is, I ended up judging her, and gave her up because of that.
Nah, dude. Call her - tell her you were lookin through your phonebook and you saw her number and figured "what the hell?" Ask her if she wants to catch up over coffee or something. Seriously.
I just did that yesterday with a girl I dated two years ago. I text-messaged her after not talking to her for like 1.5 years. She got a new cat - I'm gonna meet him.
~Sloopy
Hell Yea it would seem desprate. Don't call. R u still unemployed? If so then yeah it would seem very desperate. If she was as good as u said she was then she has probably moved on and found herself another guy, a guy that her father approved of and forgotten about u. If anything wait until u bump into her somewhere by "accident".
But hey I ain't got no experience under my belt so how the **** would I kno.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
This the bragging thread or what?
Current girl is my best.
An 8.5 or 9 (5'1, skinny, 22 yo, dirty blonde, D cup that doesn't sag (how?! - not fake), tight round ass.. i like shorties)
Voted best hair and was prom queen in high school (haha i fcuked the prom queen!)
Always has something interesting to say. *Talkative*
Funny.
Sarcastic.
Doesn't complain.
Works out several nights a week.
Wants constant sex.
She randomly txts me "Geeze.i just feel like i cant get enough of you" and likes to say "doooo me"
Pays her own way and will just pay for stuff without me asking (movie rentals, dinner, etc)
Has a degree.
Comes over. Wants to drink wine that she buys, play nintendo, then screw me for 3 hours, fall asleep, and do me again before work in the morning.
Watches Sex and the City and makes fun of how dumb it is.
Dislikes feminism.
Trained her own german shepherd that will bite the hell out of anyone who comes in uninvited.
Always in a good mood. Happy.
Outgoing as all hell. Can talk to anyone, anywhere, anytime.
Tends to agree to do nearly anything I want to do.
Most of her friends are actually quality females (i'm kinda sick of girls with mostly guy friends)
Loves giving BJs. :woo:
Comes to watch me play softball.
Current girl is my best.
An 8.5 or 9 (5'1, skinny, 22 yo, dirty blonde, D cup that doesn't sag (how?! - not fake), tight round ass.. i like shorties)
Voted best hair and was prom queen in high school (haha i fcuked the prom queen!)
Always has something interesting to say. *Talkative*
Funny.
Sarcastic.
Doesn't complain.
Works out several nights a week.
Wants constant sex.
She randomly txts me "Geeze.i just feel like i cant get enough of you" and likes to say "doooo me"
Pays her own way and will just pay for stuff without me asking (movie rentals, dinner, etc)
Has a degree.
Comes over. Wants to drink wine that she buys, play nintendo, then screw me for 3 hours, fall asleep, and do me again before work in the morning.
Watches Sex and the City and makes fun of how dumb it is.
Dislikes feminism.
Trained her own german shepherd that will bite the hell out of anyone who comes in uninvited.
Always in a good mood. Happy.
Outgoing as all hell. Can talk to anyone, anywhere, anytime.
Tends to agree to do nearly anything I want to do.
Most of her friends are actually quality females (i'm kinda sick of girls with mostly guy friends)
Loves giving BJs. :woo:
Comes to watch me play softball.
Well, the best girl I ever dated was my ex girlfriend the second time around.
The first time I dated her she was shy, and a bit reserved. Wasn't into sex too much.
We broke up, and she went to college. I she became a cheeleader and joind a sorrity in college her first year. From what I heard she started messing around with the basketball players (bangged like 4 or 5 of them).
When she came home for the summer, we hooked up. She was a straight up freak. Guess she got turned out away at school. But seriously, the girl loved giving head, and took it up the azz.
I asked her after a few weeks what got into her. She said "Honestly, I started banging black guys, and learned to like sex"
The first time I dated her she was shy, and a bit reserved. Wasn't into sex too much.
We broke up, and she went to college. I she became a cheeleader and joind a sorrity in college her first year. From what I heard she started messing around with the basketball players (bangged like 4 or 5 of them).
When she came home for the summer, we hooked up. She was a straight up freak. Guess she got turned out away at school. But seriously, the girl loved giving head, and took it up the azz.
I asked her after a few weeks what got into her. She said "Honestly, I started banging black guys, and learned to like sex"