MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Er, no. She doesn't post "FLAME BAITER" over and over. Use logic for once.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Giovanni Casanova
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At the end of the day, it's like this:
(1) I don't care if you believe me.
(2) Crowes is still banned.
(3) He deserved it.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Why are you still trying?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
no hers is longer
but hey im lazy right?
Giovanni Casanova
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Because for a little while there, you were amusing me.
But now you're boring, just saying the same things and you're not even presenting any more of your super-cool theories on how Crowes was set up and how there is either (a) a one-mod master plan to depose all the really excellent posters from the site, thus winning himself all the glory in the universe from here to infinity; or (b) a conspiracy that has reached into the very hearts of each moderator and even the administrator who masterminded a super-duper plan to get rid of posters that we don't like, but yet keep around the ones who will loudly gripe and complain about it.
As a result, thread closed.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
( . )( . )
Banned
Grave Injustice
And around we go. Yipee
So thats it then? Another good poster gone and the nasty business swept underneath the carpet with yet another smart ass and sarcastic remark as the cherry on top.
And around we go. Yipee
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