MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Er, no. She doesn't post "FLAME BAITER" over and over. Use logic for once.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Giovanni Casanova
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At the end of the day, it's like this:
(1) I don't care if you believe me.
(2) Crowes is still banned.
(3) He deserved it.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Why are you still trying?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
no hers is longer
but hey im lazy right?
Giovanni Casanova
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Because for a little while there, you were amusing me.
But now you're boring, just saying the same things and you're not even presenting any more of your super-cool theories on how Crowes was set up and how there is either (a) a one-mod master plan to depose all the really excellent posters from the site, thus winning himself all the glory in the universe from here to infinity; or (b) a conspiracy that has reached into the very hearts of each moderator and even the administrator who masterminded a super-duper plan to get rid of posters that we don't like, but yet keep around the ones who will loudly gripe and complain about it.
As a result, thread closed.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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And around we go. Yipee
So thats it then? Another good poster gone and the nasty business swept underneath the carpet with yet another smart ass and sarcastic remark as the cherry on top.
And around we go. Yipee
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