MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Er, no. She doesn't post "FLAME BAITER" over and over. Use logic for once.
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Whining About How Sosuave Mods Have Ruined Your Life Goes Here
- Thread starter Wyldfire
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Giovanni Casanova
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At the end of the day, it's like this:
(1) I don't care if you believe me.
(2) Crowes is still banned.
(3) He deserved it.
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
Why are you still trying?
penkitten
Master Don Juan
no hers is longer
but hey im lazy right?
Giovanni Casanova
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Because for a little while there, you were amusing me.
But now you're boring, just saying the same things and you're not even presenting any more of your super-cool theories on how Crowes was set up and how there is either (a) a one-mod master plan to depose all the really excellent posters from the site, thus winning himself all the glory in the universe from here to infinity; or (b) a conspiracy that has reached into the very hearts of each moderator and even the administrator who masterminded a super-duper plan to get rid of posters that we don't like, but yet keep around the ones who will loudly gripe and complain about it.
As a result, thread closed.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
( . )( . )
Banned
Grave Injustice
And around we go. Yipee
So thats it then? Another good poster gone and the nasty business swept underneath the carpet with yet another smart ass and sarcastic remark as the cherry on top.
And around we go. Yipee
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