"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by MetalFortress
And you clearly have no credibility as you refuse to tell me why crowes was banned.
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And as I already explained to you, I have no motivation or desire to tell you that which is really none of your business to begin with.

Plus, it's much more amusing for me to have you regale me with your delusional fantasies about why you think he might have gotten banned.
 
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Originally posted by MetalFortress
Allen is the only one with the power to ban people. Obviously the owner of the site is just as incompetent as his moderators are.
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MAJOR FLAME BAITER TO THE SITE OWNER ADMINISTRATOR
 
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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
And as I already explained to you, I have no motivation or desire to tell you that which is really none of your business to begin with.

Plus, it's much more amusing for me to have you regale me with your delusional fantasies about why you think he might have gotten banned.
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What I'm saying makes more sense than what you are saying. Crowes has no reason to post that he wants to meet up with you in person. If you think I'm actually going to believe that he wanted a gay date with you, you're sorely mistaken.

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Be a good girl and silence yourself.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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400th post!!!!

Flame flame flame

SPAM SPAM SPAM

:D :D :D :D :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
 
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Originally posted by MetalFortress
What I'm saying makes more sense than what you are saying. Crowes has no reason to post that he wants to meet up with you in person. If you think I'm actually going to believe that he wanted a gay date with you, you're sorely mistaken.
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No one edited anything that Crowes said. It's not my problem if you do or don't believe that he wrote it -- it doesn't change the fact that he did.

Now whether that means he wanted a gay date or not... well, that's a judgement you can make for yourself.
 
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Crowes is fully responsible for crowes being banned.
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Wow so he just upped and snapped all of a sudden out of the blue all by himself?

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I'm only seeing one mod here.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
No one edited anything that Crowes said. It's not my problem if you do or don't believe that he wrote it -- it doesn't change the fact that he did.

Now whether that means he wanted a gay date or not... well, that's a judgement you can make for yourself.
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Wrong-o. You edited it. It's too obvious for you to even try to pass it off as a lie.

Oh, and "judgment".
 
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Wow so he just upped and snapped all of a sudden out of the blue all by himself?
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In case you missed it earlier in the thread, I'm not commenting about what crowes did to get himself banned.
 
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You, obviously. Now do refrain from spamming.
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spamming?
i see wyldfire do this all the time.
 
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Wrong-o. You edited it. It's too obvious for you to even try to pass it off as a lie.
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Again, I don't give a damn if you believe it or not.

Crowes wrote what he wrote.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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