"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by MetalFortress
And you clearly have no credibility as you refuse to tell me why crowes was banned.
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And as I already explained to you, I have no motivation or desire to tell you that which is really none of your business to begin with.

Plus, it's much more amusing for me to have you regale me with your delusional fantasies about why you think he might have gotten banned.
 
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Originally posted by MetalFortress
Allen is the only one with the power to ban people. Obviously the owner of the site is just as incompetent as his moderators are.
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MAJOR FLAME BAITER TO THE SITE OWNER ADMINISTRATOR
 
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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
And as I already explained to you, I have no motivation or desire to tell you that which is really none of your business to begin with.

Plus, it's much more amusing for me to have you regale me with your delusional fantasies about why you think he might have gotten banned.
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What I'm saying makes more sense than what you are saying. Crowes has no reason to post that he wants to meet up with you in person. If you think I'm actually going to believe that he wanted a gay date with you, you're sorely mistaken.

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MAJOR FLAME BAITER TO THE SITE OWNER ADMINISTRATOR
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Be a good girl and silence yourself.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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400th post!!!!

Flame flame flame

SPAM SPAM SPAM

:D :D :D :D :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
 
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Originally posted by MetalFortress
What I'm saying makes more sense than what you are saying. Crowes has no reason to post that he wants to meet up with you in person. If you think I'm actually going to believe that he wanted a gay date with you, you're sorely mistaken.
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No one edited anything that Crowes said. It's not my problem if you do or don't believe that he wrote it -- it doesn't change the fact that he did.

Now whether that means he wanted a gay date or not... well, that's a judgement you can make for yourself.
 
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Crowes is fully responsible for crowes being banned.
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Wow so he just upped and snapped all of a sudden out of the blue all by himself?

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I'm only seeing one mod here.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Giovanni Casanova
No one edited anything that Crowes said. It's not my problem if you do or don't believe that he wrote it -- it doesn't change the fact that he did.

Now whether that means he wanted a gay date or not... well, that's a judgement you can make for yourself.
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Wrong-o. You edited it. It's too obvious for you to even try to pass it off as a lie.

Oh, and "judgment".
 
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Wow so he just upped and snapped all of a sudden out of the blue all by himself?
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In case you missed it earlier in the thread, I'm not commenting about what crowes did to get himself banned.
 
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Originally posted by MetalFortress
You, obviously. Now do refrain from spamming.
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spamming?
i see wyldfire do this all the time.
 
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Originally posted by MetalFortress
Wrong-o. You edited it. It's too obvious for you to even try to pass it off as a lie.
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Again, I don't give a damn if you believe it or not.

Crowes wrote what he wrote.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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