"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Which of these is gayer?

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Situation number 1:
Male doctor checks your prostate

Situation 2:
You train your gf to check your prostate and include that process into sex
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Both. I remember my dad was going to have his 1st prostate exam and he was like "I hope it doesnt hurt. I hope I dont end up liking it but if I do, im switching teams and hope to pull a lot of men".
 
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I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with a male urologist. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I am propped over the kitchen table watching him tighten his ass as he checks my prostate, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to the urologist. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

adanricci said:
Situation 2:
You train your gf to check your prostate and include that process into sex
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I don't think it's gay at all if she proceeds to wear a strap-on.
 
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adanricci said:
Situation number 1:
Male doctor checks your prostate

Situation 2:
You train your gf to check your prostate and include that process into sex
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Say whut?
1 is just a bloke doing his daily job..nothing to see here.

2 cannot be undone. Remember that. We had a really long thread discussing if eating a woman out = losing frame. Well, this action doesnt need multiple pages to determine that conclusion...take this to the thread about prostitution . For both a prostitute and a doctor it will be daily work.

I knew a girl who was hooker , she told me she had several clients who wanted her to kick them in their rectrum with high heels untill they bleed.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Nothing is actually gay if it's between a man and a woman.

Gay men kiss a lot and get BJs, right? Are you going to stop getting BJs because gay men do it?

If you and your woman enjoy it, get your freak on and don't worry about it.

Worrying about how gay you are is the gayest of any of it because you're introducing that thought exercise into the situation.
 
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